Monday, April 16, 2012

All things buffalo- go see the show tonight!

The White Buffalo is playing tonight at Midtown Ballroom.

Posted By on Mon, Apr 16, 2012 at 11:08 PM

Here’s the only real news involved in this blog—The White Buffalo is playing tonight at Midtown Ballroom. He sings dark songs about love, death and booze. He’s really, really  good and you should go see him.

Now, there is nothing else worth paying attention to for the rest of this blog, unless you LOVE The White Buffalo and want to pay homage to him by immersing yourself in all things buffalo for the rest of the day.

If this is you, read on.

The first thing you should do to prepare yourself for a buffalo kind of day is watch every one of the Guy on a Buffalo Youtube videos. You really ought to watch them more than once. And you should show them to your co-workers.

I’ll help you get started.

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Now, that you have gotten yourself into a buffalo frame of mind, get on the buffalo club bandwagon. It works like this: you must always drink from your non-dominant hand. If someone catches you drinking from the other hand, they say “Buffalo,” (I recommend whispering this because you are an adult and will look like an idiot if anyone but your close personal friends know that you are still playing drinking games like a 20-year-old). You must then drink the rest of your beverage as quickly as you can.

Finally, here is some buffalo trivia to help you bide the time until The White Buffalo takes the stage tonight. Answers at end of blog.

1. What is a buffalo run?

A) A narrow portion of a fast flowing river, where the rapids produce a loud roar. B) A narrow canyon where Indians herded buffalo so as to be able to shoot them from the sides of the canyon.
C) A cliff, and especially the bottom of a cliff.
D) A stampede of buffalo caused by thunder on the open range.

2. How many states contain a town or city called Buffalo?

A)   34

B)   20

C)   18

D)   9

3. What is top speed for a buffalo?

A)   15 mph

B)   20 mph

C)   25 mph

D)   30 mph

  1. C, 2. A, 3. D

Basically, go see the show! This guy is special.

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