Dear Aaron Switzer,
Trading pants sounds like fun. Seriously. My wheels were spinning as I read WTF... I know exactly what pair of pants I have that are bad-ass and one of a kind. Lovely. Get tons of compliments on them. Comfy. Then it occurs to me: But what do you have to offer? Your proposal makes it sound like I should be so lucky to trade pants with you. I'm not convinced. How about a picture of yours?