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A few of Bend's hottest hotties

Hottest Female Hipster

Name: Callie Young

Age: 24

Day job: Booking bands and slingin' drinks at The Horned Hand

Single or taken: Sorry, my heart is taken by a surly, tattooed, bearded man named Wesley Ladd

What are the hottest things about you: The first would definitely be the porcupine quill I wear in my septum. What's hotter than a girl with roadkill jewelry? Second would have to be my awesome gambling abilities when playing dice. You got a quarter? 'Cause I'll take it. I've taken down many a man with these hot skills. Last but not least, tattoos!

What was the hottest moment of your life: What happens in Reno, stays in Reno.

Who is the sexiest person ever: Besides my husband (of course!) William Elliot Whitmore. Those gravel voiced, tattooed musicians get me every time. I'm a lucky girl to have married one

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Driving around the desert in a '66 Chevy pickup, bottle of Bulleit Bourbon riding shotgun, listening to Waylon on the stereo. We end up in some dive bar full of taxidermy, where we can play honky-tonk and rock and roll on the jukebox all night long. What happens after that I don't think they can print in the paper

Hottest Music Venue: The Horned Hand

If you're into bad boys and girls, loud music, tattoos, leather jackets and motorcycles, The Horned Hand is easily the hottest spot in town. Getting down and dirty to ol' fashioned rock and roll will get you hot and bothered, especially if you've been sipping Nectar of the God's Mead from the tap all night. From the sweat-stains on the walls to the peanuts on the floor, The Horned Hand is a hot spot to get tipsy with your friends and lovers and dance until the wee hours of the morning. Plus, they've got the hottest hipster bartender around. See above

Hottest Bluecollar Worker

Name: Buck Bales

Age: 43

Day job: Bartender at the D & D

Single or taken: Taken

What are the hottest things about you: I've never thought of myself as hot so I don't know how to respond to that. I guess the fact that I'm 43 and I still have hair

What was the hottest moment of your life: A weekend on the McKenzie river in a private cabin with my wife

Who is the sexiest person ever: Young Elvis

What's your idea of the sexiest date: A weekend in Paris. I would go to cafés and eat and drink and hang out with my wife and go sightseeing around the city

Hottest Hair

Name: Victoria Odinet

Age: Age: 31

Day job: I have so many jobs right now! Hot stone massage therapist and student activities coordinator with the student government at OSU-Cascades

Single or taken? Taken. I have been in a relationship for six years

What are the hottest things about you: I have been told I have a sexy personality, but that's bullshit. It's definitely my hair and my ass

What was the hottest moment of your life: When I went moonlight skinny-dipping amongst bioluminescence on the coast of Ecuador

Who is the sexiest person ever: It's a threeway tie between Jessica Rabbit for her curves, Madonna for her perfect titties and Dave Chappelle because he makes me laugh

What's your idea of the sexiest date: The day begins with scuba diving along the Indo-Pacific reef, followed by a naked picnic on a secluded beach. Then we go get impulsive tattoos and sit at a street café. Then a long ride on his loud motorcycle. Dinner happens at an open-air market. After that we go see live music and dance until our legs fall off

Hottest Female Celebrity

Name: Shannon Bex

Age: 32

Day job: Choreographer/Instructor/Touring Recording Artist

Single or taken: Taken

What are the hottest things about you: I have no idea. I don't think about that very often Maybe the way I perform? And I've been told my eyes...

What was the hottest moment of your life: Bootcamp training for a tour, midsummer on the beach in Miami

Who is the sexiest person ever: Hubby is No. 1. And Adam Levine is No. 2, of course!

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Horseback ride on a private tropical beach to a candlelit sunset picnic

Hottest Male Celebrity

Name: Gerry Lopez

Age: 64

Day job: Shredder

Single or taken: Well married

What are the hottest things about you: I snore badly

What was the hottest moment of your life: The birth of my son, Alex

Who is the sexiest person ever: My wife

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Sushi

Hottest Couple and Hottest Male Hipster

Name: Edward Kehoe

Age: 40

Day job: Tattoo Artist/Owner of Monolith Tattoo Studio

Single or taken: Married

What are the hottest things about you: My hands

What was the hottest moment of your life: Our wedding night

Who is the sexiest person ever: Melanie Kehoe

What's your idea of the sexiest date: A steak and a hotel room

Name: Melanie Kehoe

Age: 32

Day job: Shop girl at Monolith Tattoo Studio and fulltime mommy to our beautiful 2- year-old son

Single or taken: I belong to Edward

What are the hottest things about you: My skin art

What was the hottest moment of your life: When Edward tattooed my rear

Who is the sexiest person ever: Edward Cullen. Oh, I mean Kehoe

What's your idea of the sexiest date: A dungeon

Hottest Male Hipster

Name: Craig Hanson

Age: 19

Day job: Studio/shop assistant at Monolith Tattoo

Single or taken: Single

What are the hottest things about you: I'm covered in tattoos, I have good hair and I ride a motorcycle

What was the hottest moment of your life: I kissed Hayley Williams from Paramore once. I was at Warped Tour and I was 16. It was pretty sweet

Who is the sexiest person ever: Zooey Deschanel or Olivia Wilde

What's your idea of the sexiest date: I don't really take girls on sexy dates, I take them on regular dates. I don't know what the difference is. Maybe we would have dinner and a movie and then go to my house and watch another movie? With Zoe I'd want to go to the beach. That would be rad

Hottest Female Athlete

Name: Stephanie Howe

Age: 29

Day job: Coach, at Endurance by Stephanie

Single or taken: Taken!

What are the hottest things about you: I do a lot of my running in minimal clothing throughout the Bend area

What was the hottest moment of your life: Finishing a race, having champagne sprayed on me and having people lick it off

Who is the sexiest person ever: People with the initials ZV

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Something epic. Something crazy athletic. Maybe hours and hours in the mountains then coming back and having sushi and wine

Hottest Male Athlete

Name: Ashton Eaton

Age: 25

Day job: Video game player with a second job as a professional athlete

Single or taken: What, is Google broken? You have to ask?

What are the hottest things about you: I'm really good at video games. (We then ask if there's anything else he's good at) I'm very proficient at taking the trash out on time. I typically do my laundry every Sunday. And I have very good personal hygiene.

What was the hottest moment of your life: I was on a bus, a tour bus in Paris and it was like 150 degrees. It was at a stop, for probably 30 minutes. We had limited water and I was, like, the hottest I've ever been. Oh, and hurdling over Harley Cross.

Who is the sexiest person ever: I think that would have to be, gosh, I think Iron Man. (Like the Robert Downey Jr. version or...) But only the suit

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Whitewater rafting off of a water fall right into a base jump. We land on the ground to a picnic lunch. Grab ATVs, and ride a coastal cliff edge to a candlelight dinner at sunset. A little thrill with a little chill.

Hottest Male Server

Name: Bobby Evers

Age: 23

Day job: Server at Crux Fermentation Project and graphic design at TBD

Single or taken: It's complicated

What are the hottest things about you: Recently I shaved my mustache, which I think was why I won this. The cougars like my eyelashes. So, my eyes and my ex-mustache

What was the hottest moment of your life: I suffered heatstroke during my orientation into college. I was riding my Vespa scooter to school and it was like 110 degrees and I almost passed out on my scooter

Who is the sexiest person in the world: Jessica Biel or Hermione Granger. I totally want to date a witch

What's your idea of the sexiest date: It's for sure with Jessica and I'm not myself, I'm actually Justin Timberlake and it starts off with me singing that song about her on her doorstep and having her peak through her room upstairs, and I hit all the high-pitched notes like JT would. She comes out. We go get some grub. And then we go ice blocking, which is where you take a block of ice and ride that down grassy slopes

Hottest Female Server

Name: Meg Kleck

Age: 35

Day job: Bartender at Seven

Single or taken: Single

What are the hottest things about you: I don't know! Should I ask my friends? Hold on, let's get a consensus. (Her friends go on to tell us she has a great butt, among other hot qualities)

What was the hottest moment of your life: Ask my lawyer

Who's the sexiest person ever: Gerard Butler is pretty good looking

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Probably something outdoorsy, or athletic. Like riding a motorcycle or something badass

Hottest Brewery

Crux Fermentation Project

No, not just 'cause it's new. Crux is the hottest brewery because of its exposed timbers, sexy copper kettles and roll-back garage doors. They believe in long common tables, interesting art, outdoor fire pits and patios. And this summer they should have a grassy lawn on which you and yours can make out sip Belgians. Sunsets are obviously hot, and Crux and Worthy Brewing are now locked in a tight battle for best sunset spot. So there's that. Shit, Crux even employs the metric system—and everybody knows the metric system is hot.

Hottest Fitness Instructor

Name: Ally Thompson

Age: 25

Day job: A personal trainer and fitness instructor at COCC and at WillPower training studios

Single or taken: Single and ready to mingle

What are the hottest things about you: I snort when I laugh and I've heard that's pretty adorable

What was the hottest moment of your life: I was like 12 years old and I met the lead singer of The Moffats, which is Canada's version of basically the lead singer of Hanson, and I threw up. He said hello and I threw up on his hand. I bet there's a song out there about me

Who is the sexiest person ever: It starts with Ryan and ends with Gosling

What's your idea of the sexiest date: The best date would be riding a roller coaster into the sunset

Hottest Teacher

Name: Jeff Anderson

Age: 45

Day job: History teacher at Bend High

Single or taken: Single

What are the hottest things about you: Probably my Winston Churchill impersonation. American women love that British accent.

What was the hottest moment of your life: When Margaret MacMillan signed my copy of her book "Paris 1919."

Who's the sexiest person ever: That's easy—Martha Washington. Seriously. She was smokin' hot. Those old oil paintings don't do her justice.

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Snuggling up and watching election results come in.

Hottest over 50

Name: Bob "Woody" Woodward

Age: 73

Day job: Journalist

Single or taken: I've been living with the same woman since 1973

What are the hottest things about you: My sense of humor

What was the hottest moment of your life: Death Valley two years ago. We were passing through and it was 125 degrees

Who is the sexiest person ever: Sofia Vergara

What's your idea of the sexiest date: A great dinner

Hottest Male Musician

Name: Jason Graham, aka Mosley Wotta

Age: 29

Day job: My day job and my all-the-time, all-around job—writing and painting and music and parenting. I've also been teaching a lot.

Single or taken: Blissfully committed

What are the hottest things about you: Probably my intestinal tract. I do laundry without being asked and I vacuum without being prompted and I put the toilet lid down. I sit down when I pee.

What was the hottest moment of your life: I got chicken pox when I was a kid.

Who's the sexiest person ever: My wife, and then Beyonce before the inauguration.

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Just to have a date! When you have three kids under the age of five, just to have a date at all would be sexy.

Hottest Female Musician

Name: Laurel Brauns

Age: 34

Day job: It's complicated, but I do PR work and am a freelance writer

Single or taken: Single

What are the hottest things about you: I have a big laugh

What was the hottest moment of your life: I opened up for this band and I had a massive crush on the lead singer. I'd actually written a song about him. We hit it off—he actually really liked my music. It was great to feel like a peer with someone whose music I liked so much.

Who is the sexiest person ever: Isaac Brock

What's your idea of the sexiest date: A really long cross-country ski and dinner downtown somewhere

Hottest Bar:

Astro Lounge

Hot bartenders, sexy décor and virtually any liquor you could ask for, the brick walls of the Astro Lounge hold in a whole lot of sexy. The ambiance of the bar lends itself to all kinds of hotness, from an early evening dinner date, to a casual late night hook-up. The lighting is just dim enough, and the drinks are just strong enough. With offerings like the Sex & Tequila, the Burn Down South and the Latin Lover, the martini menu is hot and spicy. Astro has music and dancing almost every weekend, and a seminude model painting every first Friday. Hot.

Hottest Hotel

The Oxford Hotel

Recently, The Oxford Hotel was named one of the top 25 hotels in the country by Trip Advisor. So you know this place can be pretty alluring. It might be the super plush rooms, the hunting lodge meets Manhattan décor or the hip bar in the basement. Whatever it is, the Oxford has got it going on.

Hottest Restaurant:

Zydeco

Readers voted Zydeco hottest restaurant probably for the low lighting and the classy waitstaff, but we're going in for the spicy jambalaya and the zing in the martinis that are always just right here. Yes, there are plenty of hot things to go around at Zydeco, like that cute guy with the English accent who hit on us last time. The heat lamps recessed into the overhang outside are pretty toasty, too.

Hottest Female Brewer

Name: Veronica Vega

Age: 33

Day job: Assistant Brewmaster at Deschutes Brewery Bend Pub

Single or taken: Very taken by my talented and hilarious husband

What are the hottest things about you: My body. No, seriously—they call me Furnacita at home, which is little furnace in Spanish, obviously.

What was the hottest moment of your life: Brewing on a triple-digit day in Bend when the fans were broken. You don't feel very smart. I'll just say that.

Who is the sexiest person ever: That's easy—Garrison Keillor.

What's your idea of the sexiest date: What is this "sexiest date" thing you speak of? I have a 6-month-old and no idea what this means. (Blank stare.)

Hottest Male Brewer

Name: Quinn S. Brockman

Age: 26

Day job: Tea tender (As in, he brews tea!)

Single or taken: Single

What are the hottest things about you: Not much, really. I'm kind of a jerk

What was the hottest moment of your life: Visiting relatives in Tucson in August. Ouch!

Who is the sexiest person ever: The person who makes funny faces at me in the mirror every day. For like hours!!!

What's your idea of the sexiest date: Going to a restaurant dressed all classy-like and ordering everything on the menu with gluten and dairy in it. And then skipping off into a sunset worthy of a Bob Ross painting

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