I am sure that the Source will let us know when and where. I promise that this "Rambo Candidate" will come unarmed and medicated.
My regret is however that I cannot thank the writer of the opinion piece directly that bestowed this honor. He forgot to sign his name in his haste to recognize me with the gift of his only set of balls, leaving him with none.
- Rondo (AKA Ron L. Boozell), candidate for Bend City Council, Position 5