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To Hell In A Teapot 

Our glorious brave Teapotty Patriots need not worry about our Great White Nation. Our obscenely rich ruling class and their obedient wealth worshippers will stop at nothing to protect and extend their enormous power, wealth and God-given free-market program, from which all poverty and misery flows to the rest of us! Their blessed tax-gobbling, multi-trillion dollar war machine, and its 800-plus publicly funded military bases around the world will bravely continue its perpetual wars, invasions, bombings, droning, slaughters and tortures for all who dare to resist the largest war machine ever seen on this small vulnerable planet. Blessed are our holy war-makers for they shall inherit a ravaged, lifeless planet!

So courageous Teapotty Patriots - have no fear - sleep well and pray for our never-ending, war-profiteering Crusade!



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