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The Future Just Keeps Getting Weirder

Fortune cookies are now predicting the coming of aliens. The world really must be coming to an end.

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Today, I enjoyed a delightful meal with my best friend at Double Happiness on the east side of town. At the end of our meal we picked out our fortune cookies and mine seemed a bit odd.

Hmm. I don't really know what to make of this. Perhaps had I received this fortune a week ago it would have come true because for my movie review I saw Paul. I guess I better keep my eyes on the sky, just in case.