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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Best of Best of Answers

Posted By on Wed, Aug 13, 2014 at 12:50 PM

Every year we collect hundreds of handwritten and online ballots during our Best of Central Oregon voting. 
We almost always get a good laugh out of some of the ridiculous answers that our readers submit, so this year, we thought we would share the giggles with you! Here is a list of our favorite answers to the Best of 2014 survey that didn't quite make the cut for the issue, on stands now!
See a full list of winners here! 
Best Bike Shop: Hutch's Bicycles - BRIANNA BREY
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  • Best Bike Shop: Hutch's Bicycles
Best band: Truck Stop Gays
Best margarita: My Backyard
Best cosmetic Enhancement: LA
Best jewelry: Claire's
Best Mexican: It all sucks
Best bagel: Rockin' Daves Fuckin' Yeahhhh!
Best place to get a tattoo: On your ass
Best childcare facility: Dancin' Woofs
Best guys night out: Gun range
Best date night: My bed
Best coffee: Stars buck
Best drive-thru coffee: ditch bros
Best vegetarian: I'm not sure what this means
Best vegetarian: Oxymoron
Best salad: fuck salad
Best family dining: awwwwwwwwfhrh KIDS SUCK
Best fine dining: It's Bend, I can't afford that
Best burrito: Taco Bell...No, wait
Best Thai: Jimmy Johns
Best Chinese: dumpster
Best night out: A nice picnic in Drake Park, watching the sun set over the Cascades and sitting in goose shit. 

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