Here you have it, folks, the complete list of Bend's hotties, as voted by Source Weekly readers. Note: In some categories, there were no clear winners (that is, no one who had more votes than anyone else). We'll take that as a sign that Bend's hotness is spread out across the city—and that's a good thing.
Hottest Bartender
M: Stephen Hayes at Barrio/Velvet
F: Mandi Robertson at Cascade West
Hottest Barista
M: Chad Lujan at Dutch Bros
F: Shawn Anzaldo at Starbucks and Kaitlyn Giancola at Wilson Dutch Bros (TIE)
Hottest Musician
M: MEEKOH (aka Michael Lewis Martinez)
F: Caitlin Cardier and Nora Smith (TIE)
Hottest Teacher
M: Bend High art teacher Jesse Lockwood
F: No winner
Hottest Fitness/Yoga Instructor
M: Jeff Clasan at Yoga Lab
F: Shanan Kelley at Groove Yoga
Hottest Brewer
M: Jon Dude at Oregon Spirit Distillery
F: Elysse Boarman at humm kombucha and Veronica Vega at Deschutes (TIE)
Hottest Beard
Bobby Widger, Joel Togstad, and Tom Kevern (TIE)
Hottest Hair
Melanie Kehoe
Hottest Over 50
M: Bob Shaw and Danny Kuettle (TIE)
F: Lisa Gladden at Mosaic Medical
Hottest Server
M: Colin Gladden at Sunriver Brewing Company
F: Chelsea Hand at Deschutes
Hottest Couple
Nick Pulzone and Leigh Cepriano
Hottest Actor
M: Derek Sitter
F: Chelsea Woodmansee and Shanan Kelley (TIE)
Hottest Politician
M: City Councilor Nathan Boddie
F: County Commissioner Tammy Baney
Hottest Hairstylist
M: Robert Flanagan at Roots
F: Savannah Harris at Roots
Hottest Mt. Bachelor Employee
M: No winner
F: No winner
Hottest Journalist
M: Source Weekly Associate Editor Erin Rook
F: Former Source Weekly Arts & Culture Editor Bri Brey
Hottest DJ
M: Nathan Owens/Defekt
F: Karen Timme/UltraDJGirl
Hottest Artist
M: Aaron Borden at Monolith
F: Kailah Bartolome at Monolith
Hottest Real Estate Agent
M: Tony Levison
F: Becky Seim
Hottest Person in Uniform
M: Tommy Smith (National Guard)
F: No winner
Hottest Activist
M: Casey Corcoran at Blackjack Bioregional Info Shop
F: Amanda Stuermer at World Muse
Hottest Doctor/Nurse
M: Jose Pacheco
F: Melissa Adams
Hottest Jock
M: Brent Blakely at CrossFit Thrice
F: Erica Lee Cardwell with Bend Lady Roughriders Rugby
Hottest Nerd
M: Colton Fent at G5
F: Kayja Buhmann Lay It Out Events/Source Weekly