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Monday, August 20, 2012

A New Way to Protect That Gorgeous Mug of Yours

Posted By on Mon, Aug 20, 2012 at 3:10 AM

Sick of the claustrophobic greasy cloud of sunscreen, fellow sun bunnies?  It drips into your eyes if you're active and sweating and sometimes has a pasty white sheen, but in Bend sun protection is mandatory.  

The other problem is the way it makes you feel like you're being buried alive.  There's also the fact that to stay healthy you're slapping a bunch of chemicals on your skin, which is absorbed and funneled on down through ye old organs.  Yeek.

How about giving the Face-Kini a try?  They're all the rage in China.  Not only is the Face-Kini a bionic sun block, but it's also just the thing to put some razzle-dazzle into your tired wardrobe. 

Other possible uses might include:

 

  • Bad mood social barrier
  • Anti-wind chap autumn bike mask
  • Make your lover think it's their idea to break up
  • Get a rise out of Mom and Dad next Sunday dinner, accessorized with toy gun
  • Parent-teacher meeting go-home-early card

 

There are so many cool designs and ways to match it up with your lifestyle.  Just don't wear it to the bank.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189877/Meet-Face-Kini-latest-craze-hit-Chinas-beaches-bathers-wear-masks-beat-suns-harmful-rays.html?ICO=most_read_module


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