House Bill 2016 is an atrocious law, that's why the legislature must smack it down fast and hard, and that's why it and its sponsors are getting THE BOOT.
It's the first day of the spring term and Bill Hoppe's office on the bottom floor of Central Oregon Community College's Pence Hall is nearly as messy as the construction that's snarling uphill traffic on the expansive campus.
The latest addition to Boneyard's growing family of beers - a 14-percent imperial stout, dubbed Suge Knite, and pronounced just like the infamous gangsta rap producer - is the Evander Holyfield of ales: a serious heavyweight.
Yes, there's a certain validity to the pitch-meeting shorthand that would describe this science-fiction thriller as Groundhog Day meets Quantum Leap - but that doesn't detract from what it manages to do right.
For all of you who started paying attention to college basketball sometime at the end of February and are getting all pissy because there are two teams from outside the sacred circle of the BCS fraternity in the Final Four, you really need to shut up.