A family movie starring Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner and directed by indie darling Miguel Arteta? Based on a beloved children's book from the '70's? Bringing audiences the joy of face-plants, nut shots and the inexpressible joy of watching children spectacularly fail at life? Shut up and take my money.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is not showing in any theaters in the area.