Brent Barnett

These tickets to Franti will change my life! If I don't get them there is a good possibility my girlfriend will dump my ass. I told her I would get tickets for this show but ended up spending all of my money on a liver transplant for my Chinese Water Dragon. He has a thing for drinking lots saki okay, and usually drinks when we play mahjong all night. To top it all off I think I may be Franti's long lost doppelganger who he never knew he was always searching for. At last! We can finally re-unite and he can show me the ways of the barefoot warrior tribe. Plus, I heard he hides a sacred gem in the body of his acoustic guitar. I need this gem to complete my portal to the other side which will in turn reverse global warming, eradicate corporate greed, and they will never prove Obama is a US citizen. So you see the fate of the world depends on me going to this show. Nuff said.