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July 01, 2010 Opinion » Letters to the Editor

Kill Them!

Kill them! Yes, kill them! Surely that is the answer (isn't it always?) these procreating, defecating, yin-yang residents of our clipped, fertilized, poisonous and gorgeous green grass in Drake Park. I mean, my God, they're not even American!

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Kill them! Yes, kill them! Surely that is the answer (isn't it always?) these procreating, defecating, yin-yang residents of our clipped, fertilized, poisonous and gorgeous green grass in Drake Park. I mean, my God, they're not even American! They're Canada geese. Canucks! Round um up and gas um all like Jews at Auschwitz, then send the bill to Ottawa. That's what I'd do. Really, they are an annoyance, an inconvenience. They are costing taxpayer money!! What could be worse?! Destroy them, yes, yes; that must be the answer.

- Charles Finn, Bend

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