The Longest Ride

It's a new year so that means it's time for a new Nicholas Sparks adaptation. This one sounds like a turgid romance novel as a bull rider falls in love with an art student with big dreams of New York City. Can their love handle the stresses of having different dreams while also being two completely different human beings? Will the boy look good in his Wranglers while she unburdens her soul with desires of becoming the new Rothko? Who the hell cares?