Portland
thursday 19
Chippendales
Since Magic Mike XXL doesn't hit theaters until July, there is always Chippendales to tide everyone over until then. The iconic tie and cuffs are available on their website for $25, but why not put those funds toward the real thing. For the "Ultimate Girls' Night Out" ™ Chippendales brings Vegas to Portland. 7 pm, doors. 8 pm, show. Hawthorne Theatre. $35 -$65.
thursday 19 - saturday 21
NCAA March Madness
It just doesn't seem right that Oregon (25-9) has to battle with Oklahoma (18-13) in Nebraska at a time like this. We will have to settle for Arizona (31-3) vs. Texas Southern (22-12), VCU (26-9) vs. Ohio State (23-0), Utah (24-8) vs. Stephen Austin (29-4) and Georgetown (21-10) vs. Eastern Washington (26-8). Watch your brackets collapse live! Moda Center. $59-$209.
thursday 19 - saturday 21
New Israeli Voices in Dance
If basketball isn't your cup of tea, White Bird Dance is a remarkable organization that brings contemporary dance companies from around the world to Portland. This round around is a sampling of some of the most daring choreographers from Israel, as well as unveiling a new showcase from former Batsheva dancer Danielle Agami; a strong and humorous piece.
Lincoln Hall at Portland State. $25 - $30.
friday 20 - sunday, may 3
Tulip Festival
Bask in the beauty that used to be a currency. Or for the slightly more adventurous, shoot paintballs, go bungee jumping, scale the rock wall, pummel your pals in archery tag and shoot down the zip line. The crafty folk can enjoy wooden shoe-making demonstrations, photography classes or simply pick your own and arrange a bouquet. There will also be special dog activities for those who cannot leave home without their best friends. 9 am - 6 pm. Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm. $5 - $60.