Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has its First Trailer

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As if Michael Bay hasn't ruined enough awesome stuff from your childhood, his newest project, an adaptation of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," has its first highly anticipated trailer, complete with a look at the new, darker, CGI turtles...

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I do not remember Michelangelo begin this terrifying, but perhaps that's just me. And since when do turtles have lips? Turtle power!