NEW YEAR'S EVE TOP 10 LIST | The Source Weekly - Bend, Oregon


As we get closer to the new year, I thought I would share a few words of wisdom to guide you into 2013 with a laugh.

Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say During This Year's New Year's Eve countdown

10. 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate…

9. Bazinga!

8. Freeeeeedom!!!! (Braveheart-style)

7. One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one…

6. Who farted?

5. Somebody kiss me, dammit!

4. wa’maH, Hut, chorgh, Soch, jav… (That would be Klingon)

3. Wait, what year is it?

2. This isn’t Dom Pérignon!? This stuff tastes like crap.

1. Man, Dick Clark is awesome this year, he keeps looking younger and younger.

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