Cook Those Geese | The Source Weekly - Bend, Oregon

Cook Those Geese

What to do about the geese in Bend parks.

I have the perfect solution to Bend's overpopulation of geese (I call them flying rats) Shoot them, clean them, and donate them to the hungry. Geese taste pretty good and with all the homeless people we have, and people needing food from the food banks, why not? This would help solve two problems, an overabundance of geese and unsanitary goose sh*t, and lack of meat for our needy.

Patricia


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