No, Doitchin, You Can't Get Married | The Source Weekly - Bend, Oregon

No, Doitchin, You Can't Get Married

So Doitchin Krasev, the dickhead formerly known as "Jason Evers" is in jail. But here's the thing: He's soooo in love with his girlfriend that he wants to marry her.

So Doitchin Krasev, the dickhead formerly known as "Jason Evers" is in jail. But here's the thing: He's soooo in love with his girlfriend that he wants to marry her. Cute, right? Never mind that he has no identification as Doitchin Krasev and is being held in Portland on federal passport falsification charges and that he might get deported back to Bulgaria - he's in love. But if we're going to have laws in this country about who can and can't get married, people sitting in jail on federal charges accusing them of being identity-stealing a-holes should be on the "not allowed to marry" side of things. That means you, Doitchin. WTF?


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