God, do we loathe Valentine's Day. All the expectations of grand gestures, all the flipping through cards and never finding the right one, all the balloons, all the candy, all the stuffed bears, all the thoughts of maybe-she-won't-mind-if-we-skip-it-this-year, all the things covered in chocolate, all the mother-loving restaurant reservations you forget to make until just the last minute and then damn it you're screwed and she's ready to walk out and— Phew. (Breathe, Source, breathe). We all know what we're really looking for is that butterfly in your tummy sort of thrill. So this year, we decided to go in big on our Lust List. You told us who gives you that little jolt and we went out and got 'em for you. It's just our way of saying Happy Valentine's Day. We even took pictures so "it" will last longer.
Love,
The Source
The Source's 2013 Lust List
Hottest Male Athlete:
Ashton Eaton
Hottest Female Athlete:
Stephanie Howe
Hottest Couple:
Edward and Melanie Kehoe
Hottest Male Celebrity:
Gerry Lopez
Hottest Female Celebrity:
Shannon Bex
Hottest Male Server/Bartender:
Bobby Evers of Crux
Hottest Female Server/Bartender:
Meg Kleck of Seven
Hottest Male Teacher
Jeff Anderson of Bend High
Hottest Female Teacher
Aimee Bird of Pine Ridge Elementary
Hottest Fitness Instructor
Ally Thompson
Hottest Male Musician
Mosley Wotta
Hottest Female Musician
Laurel Brauns
Hottest Bluecollar
Buck at the D
Hottest Hair
Victoria Odinet
Hottest Male Over 50
Bob Woodward, aka Woody
Hottest Female Over 50:
Sabine Keagy
Hottest Male Brewer
Quinn Brockman at Townshed's Tea House
Hottest Female Brewer
Veronica Vega of Deschutes Brewing
Hottest Male Hipster
Craig Hanson of Monolith Tattoo
Hottest Female Hipster
Callie Young of The Horned Hand
Hottest Brewery
Crux Fermentation Project
Hottest Bar
Astro Lounge
Hottest Restaurant:
Zydeco
Hottest Hotel
The Oxford Hotel
Hottest Music Venue
The Horned Hand