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Just a short time ago, wallets belonging to parents of over-privileged teens in the region cried out in unified agony sparking a loud shrieking sound to be heard throughout Oregon, Washington, parts of Idaho and Western Canada. And now the cause of that phenomenon has been identified.

Scientists uncovered this tidbit of news that was quietly posted on the website for the Sasquatch! Music Festival and labeled it the official cause of today’s major disturbance.

The area’s top ecologists are predicting a major boon to the region’s reservoirs in 2014 as a result of 27,000 people showering 3 less days that year.

This article appears in Jun 13-19, 2013.

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BREAKING: Sasquatch! Music Festival to Expand

by Ethan Maffey, The Source - Bend, Oregon
June 13, 2013

<h1>BREAKING: Sasquatch! Music Festival to Expand</h1> <p class="byline">by Ethan Maffey, The Source - Bend, Oregon <br />June 13, 2013</p> <p>Just a short time ago, wallets belonging to parents of over-privileged teens in the region cried out in unified agony sparking a loud shrieking sound to be heard throughout Oregon, Washington, parts of Idaho and Western Canada. And now the cause of that phenomenon has been identified. </p> <p>Scientists uncovered this tidbit of news that was quietly posted on the website for the Sasquatch! Music Festival and labeled it the official cause of today's major disturbance.</p> <p><div class="blogImageCenter"><img src="https://media2.fdncms.com/bend/imager/breaking-sasquatch-music-festival-to-expand/u/original/2240381/1371155135-sasquatch_news.jpg" alt="sasquatch_news.jpg" title="" width="500" height="174" /></div> </p> <p>The area’s top ecologists are predicting a major boon to the region's reservoirs in 2014 as a result of 27,000 people showering 3 less days that year.</p> <p>This &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/news/breaking-sasquatch-music-festival-to-expand-2240380/&quot;&gt;article&lt;/a&gt; first appeared on &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com&quot;&gt;The Source - Bend, Oregon&lt;/a&gt; and is republished here under a &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/&quot;&gt;Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;img src=&quot;https://i0.wp.com/www.bendsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/cropped-Untitled-design-4.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;amp;ssl=1&quot; style=&quot;width:1em;height:1em;margin-left:10px;&quot;&gt;</p> &lt;img id=&quot;republication-tracker-tool-source&quot; src=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/?republication-pixel=true&amp;post=21989&quot; style=&quot;width:1px;height:1px;&quot;&gt;&lt;script&gt; PARSELY = { autotrack: false, onload: function() { PARSELY.beacon.trackPageView({ url: &quot;https://www.bendsource.com/news/breaking-sasquatch-music-festival-to-expand-2240380/&quot;, urlref: window.location.href }); } } &lt;/script&gt; &lt;script id=&quot;parsely-cfg&quot; src=&quot;//cdn.parsely.com/keys/bendsource.com/p.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;

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