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Book Review: Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

Nightlight
By The Harvard Lampoon Vintage Books

Nightlight, The Harvard Lampoon's parody of the Twilight series, opens when Belle Goose first meets her dad at the airport when arriving in Switchblade, Oregon. She trips over a toddler, runs into a keychain rack, falls down the escalator and somersaults over her rolling luggage. “I get my lack of coordination from my dad, who always used to push me down when I was learning how to walk,” explains Belle.
This is just a sample of the ridiculousness the writers of one of the country's oldest humor magazines employ as they mock both the writing style and the plot twists of Stephanie Meyer's best-selling four-part saga.

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Pucker Up: Disney's The Princess and The Frog brings hand-drawn animation back to life

There is a void in the world of children's film, a land cluttered with CGI squirrels, superheroes and flyaway houses that leaves today's kids missing something. That void comes from a lack of hand-drawn animated Disney musicals. Sure, most kids have seen The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast on DVD, if their parents were lucky enough to buy copies before they went back into the fabled Disney Vault, but it's not the same on the small screen. Now, a decade since their last dance with a princess comes the story of The Princess and the Frog.
Taking place in New Orleans, The Princess and the Frog features Disney's first African-American princess, Tiana, who has worked around the clock her whole life to open her own restaurant. After a small disaster at a masquerade ball, she dons a princess gown (tiara included) and while wishing on a star meets Prince Naveen in his mucus-y reptile form.

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Get on the Duck Bus: Ride along with Duck fans to one of the biggest Civil War games ever

Ride along with Duck fans to one of the biggest Civil War games ever.

It's 9:38pm on Thursday, December 3 and I see fireworks, literally. I am sitting on a bus packed full of Ducks and a handful of Beavers destined for Bend. The woman in the seat ahead of me is drinking from a mini-bottle of champagne. Autzen Stadium is alive with celebration as the University of Oregon Ducks just defeated the Oregon State University Beavers 37-33 in the 113th Civil War game, thus punching a ticket to the Rose Bowl.
I must say upfront I have nothing against the Beavers. In fact, my father was an OSU grad and there is photographic evidence of me sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap sporting a Benny the Beaver shirt, circa 1989. That said, I am an Oregon grad and I spent four of my best years braving the student section and bleeding green and yellow.

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New Moon Rises at Midnight: The latest installment in the Twilight Saga pleases fans by staying true to the book

The latest installment in the Twilight Saga pleases fans by staying true to the book.

Hello, my name is Anne Pick and I am a Twilight-aholic. I didn't use to have this obsession, in fact, this time last year I was making fun of my best friend for buying into the teenage vampire pandemonium. Despite my previous disdain for the series, I read all four books (twice) and I have seen the light; and that light sparkled off of Edward Cullen's abs. Last night, I along with what seemed to be more than 2,000 other vampire-loving fans (only one of which was dressed as a Edward Cullen), crowded into 15 different sold-out auditoriums to see the next installment at a few minutes past midnight.
One of the things I liked best about the adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's second book in the Twilight Saga was it is definitely a film made for the fans. This movie wasn't made for critics or to win awards, it was made to please the series' millions (maybe billions) of fans. New Moon blows the first Twilight film out of the water and one factor that contributes to that is it follows the book much more closely than its predecessor. Speaking as, and for the fans, what we've all been hoping for over the last year is that the future films don't ruin what Meyer has established in the books. No more of this “Hold on tight spider monkey,” bull crap.

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Our Picks for 9/10-9-17: Hill Country Revue, Sisters Folk, HardNox. Xterra National Championships

Sister Folk Festival
friday-sunday 11-13
We're going to go ahead and say it: this might be one of the best Sisters Folk lineups EVER! While the pluckers and strummers still support the bulk of the lineup, there are some more adventurous, not to mention big, names at the fest this year. You can read more about the five acts we recommend you see in the Sound Section, but hit up the website for the complete lineup and then go to the durn thing.

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Our Picks for the Week 8/28-9/3

Ween
friday 28
This deliriously odd alternative rock duo that pushes beyond parody. See this week's profile. $33. 6:30pm. Les Schwab Amphitheater, 344 SW Shevlin-Hixon
Dr. Jeremy Michael Cashman
friday 28
Tuscon, Arizona-based trio Jeremy Michael Cashman has been around since 2005, but doesn't play live very often. Because of that they've got to make it good when they do plug in. The band consists of Jeremy Michael Cashman on guitar and vocals, Davey Hendrickson on bass and saxophone and Noah Thomas on moog, theremin and trumpet. Cashman is inspired by love and relationships making for troubling and personal tunes. 8:30pm-2am. Free. Astro Lounge, 147 NW Minnesota Ave.

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Hip-Hop From the Basement

The hardest working stoners in the biz. Hello there, Kottonmouth Kings fans. Put down your giant bongs,

The hardest working stoners in the biz. Hello there,
Kottonmouth Kings fans. Put down your giant bongs, step away from the
half-eaten bag of Cheetos and come up from your parents stank basement. Safely
find your way down to the Midtown Ballroom for a night of worship for the Kings
of your kingdom. The Kottonmouth Kings, a rap-rock crossover based out of
Orange County, California, come to Bend to promote the green movement, and
we're not talking sustainability and recycling here.

The Kottonmouth
Kings have described themselves as "psychedelic hip-hop punk rock" and the
band's latest, The Green Album, reached number five on the Billboard
Top Rap Albums chart and is the outfit's tenth full length studio album. The
tracks range from the straight-up rap anthem "K.O.T.T.O.N.M.O.U.T.H. Song" to
the more rock-influenced "Where I'm Going?" The Kottonmouth Kings are probably
the hardest working stoners in the business-running their own record label,
which hosts 24 other acts as well as their own clothing line.

If you're more on
the straight-up hip-hop side of things, Vancouver, BC hip-hop heavy hitters
Swollen Members split the headlining bill. In Canada, Swollen Members are one
of the best selling urban acts of all time and have worked hard over the years
to create a name for themselves in the international hip-hop community. The
Members create hip-hop in which the strength lies in the songs, not in flashy
grills and gimmicks. Which is probably why they've taken home multiple Juno
Awards (aka the Canadian Grammy) for Best Rap Recording, most recording for
their song "Black Magik."

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Constructing a Rock ‘n’ Roll Empire

Holy Rolling Empire will build their psychedelic-rock empire from the ground up, literally. Three of the five Tucson, Arizona in construction while recording album, Gigantis.

Holy Rolling Empire will build their psychedelic-rock empire from
the ground up, literally. Three of the five Tucson, Arizona emperors
worked in construction while recording their full-length debut album,
Gigantis. The other two make a living as bartenders, so you know in
their kingdom they will serve up wickedly good rock and roll cocktails.

The band, formerly known as The Crowd, signed to indie label
Burning House Records after touring up and down the West Coast in
support of their self-released six-song EP, Secret Serpents. The band
started work on their debut and what resulted is an album full of
intricate, polished songs influenced by psychedelia and the classic
rock of the '60 and '70s, but with modern pop riffs and melodies.
Their
leadoff single "Bi-Polar Bear Mania" has been described as sounding
Beatles-esque. The lyrics are all over the place, which makes sense
with the title. My favorite quip from the should-be hit: "I am not
convinced. There's a hole in the wall where the camera's rolling.
They've got film of everyone," which basically describes the mania in a
post-1984, post-Patriot Act, "Big Brother" America.
 

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Anderson: Electro indie-pop all the way from the Netherlands

We’re dutch, isn’t that crazy?!If there is one thing the Central Oregon music scene is severely lacking its electro, indie-pop, which is a shame because,

We're dutch, isn't that crazy?!If there is one thing the Central Oregon music scene is severely lacking its electro, indie-pop, which is a shame because, well, it's a pretty freaking awesome genre. But the time has finally come for synth-rocking electronica to make an appearance and Anderson, a Netherlands-based duo, is the band to bring it to the High Desert. We caught up with Jeroen van der Werken to talk about the band's U.S. tour and their Postal Service-ish sound.

tSW: How did you guys get started together?
Jeroen van der Werken: About five years ago, Bas and I met in the Netherlands when we were camping out in the summer. We found out that we both were working on writing songs and that we were into the same music. I really liked his stuff and he really liked mine, and one thing led to another.
Coming to America, what are you guys most excited to see? Experience? Try?
Jeroen: The West Coast is made for being on the road, we love it! Long drives, empty roads, good music on the iPod, meeting nice people, enjoying local food. We just spent some time in Los Angeles - we had our album release party in Hollywood and that was great. We're very much looking forward to visiting San Francisco, but also to our time in the Northwest, our favorite part of the U.S.

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CD Review – Kim Kelley: Bending Blue

Smooth, Deep
and
Local

Kim Kelley
Bending Blue
Odds
are over the years you've heard the velvety vocals of long-time Bend
resident Kim Kelley. She started out as the lead singer and banjo
player in bluegrass band Mean Willy. Maybe you caught her in the
folk/fusion band Goober. Most recently, Kelley's gone solo and has been
performing around town with other local musicians like Deb Yager.
Kelley's
been warming up for the release of her debut solo disc Bending Blue, a
soulful, folksy album featuring striking vocals and irresistibly smooth
rhythms. The music behind the personal lyrics is strong with percussion
on many of the songs blending with the folk melodies to create
memorable beats like on "Into Your Blue," "Earth" and "Together."

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