Before boaters even have a chance to launch their raft on the lower Deschutes River near the popular section around Maupin, the Bureau of Land Management offers an eye-catching reminder of the inherent danger of whitewater. Perched next to the access road, just a quarter mile or so down from the Harpham Flat boat ramp is a battered aluminum drift boat that looks to be more suitable for the scrap heap than the river. The boat is one of many the Deschutes has claimed over the years, and plenty of these are donated by experienced rowers who made just one small mistake.
Eric Flowers
Sine Die: A look back on the recently adjourned session in Salem
The Legislature wrapped up the 2011 session last week with a flurry of activity that included the passage of bills with statewide importance and direct local impact. While there are winners and losers in every session, many, including our own editorial board, have largely deemed the session to be an overall success. Below are of some of the highlights from the past several months in Salem that had particular relevance to Central Oregon.
Smoke Screen: A threatened crackdown hasn't deterred Deschutes County's medical marijuana movement
With a pair of sunglasses on his head, a surf shop T-shirt on his back and sandals on his feet, Brent Goodman arrives at his office in attire that's casual, even by Bend's standards. But then again there's nothing traditional about Goodman's office. A former commercial realtor, Goodman is one of a handful of entrepreneurs hoping to capitalize on Oregon's fast-growing medical marijuana program that has seen its numbers balloon to 50,000 current and pending marijuana cardholders as of April.
It's the first time that Goodman has allowed a member of the media into his business, one of several new marijuana “dispensaries” in Bend, though there is no official term to describe or classify the range of marijuana-related businesses that cropped up in the last year or so. Ironically, these business – which operate in Bend with names like Bend's Best Buds, Central Oregon Alternative Therapy, and in Goodman's case, The Herb Center (THC) – proliferated after voters defeated a law to legalize the retail sale of marijuana under Oregon's Medical Marijuana Program (OMMP).
Lines on a Map: Oregon's redistricting dance, drone deal dead, teacher pay and more!
After months of hearings around the state and several weeks of tense negotiations, Oregon legislators agreed on a redistricting plan that will reapportion the state's 60 House seats and 30 Senate seats. The compromise agreement, which was signed into law on Monday by Gov. John Kitzhaber marks the first time in more than 30 years that the lawmakers have been able to forge a deal on the redistricting map. Redrawing the state's political lines is a task that legislators take up every decade following the release of the latest census numbers. The job, however, usually falls to the secretary of state's office, which is responsible for drawing up the map when legislators cannot, or when the courts find flaws with the plan developed by legislators.
This year, legislators, including Bend's Sen. Chris Telfer, pledged to work across party lines to come up with a plan that would pass.
Garrison Keillor's “A Prairie Home Companion”
Thursday, August 27, 5:00pm – $79/reserved, $40/gemeral admission
As a permanently displaced Minnesotan whose garage is adorned with Minnesota Vikings fan paraphernalia and hockey equipment, I have a special place in my heart for Garrison Keillor. It's not that I like folk music or obsess over the weekly news from Lake Wobegon. It's that as a the son of a life-long Minnesota Public Radio member, I had no choice but to be pulled into Keillor's elaborate fictional world which he spun every Saturday night from the Fitzgerald Theater in my hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota.
Since that time Keillor's variety show has traveled the world, including a stint where he temporarily relocated to New York City. These days he's back where he belongs, in St. Paul, which as most Minnesotans, know is only a two-hour drive from Lake Wobegon. But you don't have to travel 2,000 miles to see Keillor in person.
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Back to the Ould Sod: President Obama – uh, make that O'bama – arrives in Ireland for state visit, has pint of Guinness at local pub, performs a few Riverdance moves. Yes, I made the last bit up … At least 122 confirmed dead, 1,500 missing after Sunday's ferocious tornado in Joplin, MO … Gaga over Gaga: Demand for Lady Gaga's new album, Born This Way, on sale for 99 cents, is so heavy it crashes servers at Amazon … Here we go again: Britain and France escalate conflict in Libya, sending helicopters against Muammar Qaddafi's forces … Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder: Indescribably weird hat worn by Princess Beatrice at royal wedding sells for $130,000 on eBay … No, really, it's coming, trust me: Rapture prophet Harold Camping pronounces self “flabbergasted” that the Rapture didn't happen last Saturday, then predicts it actually will happen on Oct. 21. Okay, as long as it doesn't disrupt the NFL season.
Think Before You Spend
A big Thank You to the Source in bringing such an important matter to the forefront of all who love Central Oregon and live, work, and play here. Many of us moved to Central Oregon to play on such a wonderful playground with some of the most friendly people anywhere. Some have moved here because we have a vibrant downtown, the Shops at the Mill, wonderful restaurants and of course, the breweries. I have seen many changes in our retail landscape in the past 22 years but none compare to the lack of consumer dollars coming into local businesses. I ask you to think about the $5-$10 savings you may experience by shopping on the Internet. Who are you supporting? Consumers vote with their pocketbooks. I believe if this trend continues we will see many more local retailers closing and the shopping experience we love will diminish dramatically.
Respect For Other Creatures Is Absent in Central Oregon
Doug “Hayduke” Peacock once said to me, “We're not going to make it simply because that which evolves does not persist without the conditions of it's creation.” I was reminded of this while on a dog walk in Shevlin Park where I was confronted by several dozen screeching fourth graders from High Lakes Elementary School. One of the boys was carrying a bucket and yelling, “Dude! He's flopping around!”
There in the bucket was a small fish, fighting for its life. I questioned one of the adults and was flippantly told that the fish had swallowed a hook and would be dissected. After seeing the look on my face, the young man blew me off with a, “It's just a school project, I wouldn't be too concerned about it.”
The Summer Concert Scrooges
I am writing because I was down at the Old Mill this past weekend during the concerts, and was shocked and upset at how patrolled that area has become on concert nights.
What used to be a fun community event – the Les Schwab Concert Series – has become very unfriendly to pedestrians, cyclists, and those passing by. The promoters of the show have decided that people walking by might hear the music – and so now the foot bridge is policed, the sidewalks are patrolled, and 1/4 mile back on the dirt-nature part of the area are as well.
Anyone who isn’t a ticket-holding patron who stops longer than 30 seconds is told to move along, and move on. And, quite aggressively I might add.
What a sad state of affairs! These concerts used to be good for our town – they brought people together, they were fun, they were a place where high
A Piece of Me: Everybody wants a bite of Bendโs little blue โdonutโ
From potholed and undermaintained streets to the persistently high number of home foreclosures, Bendโs growing pains have extended well beyond the boom. For local Democrats, thereโs one more pill swallowโthe loss of Bendโs carefully crafted House district seat in the Oregon Legislature.
Thanks to Bendโs meteoric population growth over the past decade, House District 54, aka the Bend House seat, will be carved up before Democrats have a chance to gain a firm hold on the seat that was established during the last round of legislative redistricting in 2001. Based on the most recent census numbers, legislators will have to carve off roughly 18,000 residents from House District 54 to meet statewide population targets for legislative districts.

