On June 7, I attended a presentation titled “You Cut” by our U.S. Representative Greg Walden. Its subtitle was: “A product of the economic recovery group.”
While I applaud any politician in Washington, Salem or for that matter Bend who is attempting to lower the cost of government for us citizens, I could not stop the thoughts flowing through my mind.
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True Value
Politicians allocate resources to where they perceive worth in order to acquire and hold power for themselves, by buying votes from the greedy, the uneducated and the deluded.
A nation directs its resources toward what it truly values rather than what it says it values.
Know Your Right of Way
As the weather warms and the snow melts at higher elevations, trail users get more terrain to share. With almost 100 cars at Phil's trailhead at any given moment over Memorial Day weekend, spreading out the trail use is sorely needed. Let your tires and soles explore a little. The Farewell Trail connecting to Mrazek Trail is mostly snow-free but, as of this writing, still has a few trees across the trail. The same goes for trails in the Swampy Lakes Snow Park/Swede Ridge area. Skyliner trail is clear of snow and fallen trees and Horse Butte Trail (east of town) is in prime condition as well.
That's MY Opinion!
Look. You have your opinions? And I have mine. HOWEVER! It must be stated – and you're probably already well aware of the fact – that my opinion carries a weeeeeee bit more weight than yours. DON'T GET MAD! It's not your fault that your views of the world are somewhat less important than the donkey crap that regularly spews from my cakehole. See… here's the thing: I have a nationally renowned television column, while you… ummm, how do I put this… DON'T. But like I said: not your fault. You spent your youth and college years studying “books” and filling your head with… goddamnit, what's the word? Oh yeah… “knowledge.” Me, I chose a different path.
The Gathering – Dudley's
Sounds like the title of a horror movie, maybe Dudley and a gang of teen-age buddies are drawn to a giant vampire plasma TV sitting in the desert. Or some crafty beyotch who thinks that environmentalists caused the Gulf oil disaster and gets the word out through her minions as thousands of terrified brainwashed Americans gather at her side. This Gathering is not a horror movie – though it began with a desperate call for help. This gathering is the opposite of vampire television or a cold-hearted political calculation.
This gathering happens every day at Dudley's, a downtown independent used-book store whose owner, Terri Cumbie, has a deep commitment to community – not hypothetical community, but hard-work community. Language groups, including my own writing circle, book clubs and free writing classes for kids meet in the store for modest or no rent. Every Friday local bands play for free. She pays them and hopes the audience will buy enough books and drinks to give a profit. Too often her customers tell her they treasure what she has created – and buy nothing. Two weeks ago, Terri sent out an e-mail to her list saying that the bookstore was in peril of closing the day after Memorial Day. She had run out of money.
LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem
This is Happening
DFA Records
Coming on the heels of the universally acclaimed Sound of Silver, This is Happening had mighty big shoes to fill. But rather than filling them, James Murphy (the producer/musician/vocalist behind LCD Soundsystem) decided to trade them in for some black Chuck Taylors or whatever those post-punk kids were wearing in the late '70s and early '80s. I'm about 12 listens into the album, and the post-punk/art-rock/new-wavy influences have become impossible to ignore. The album is packed with Brian Eno/Frippertronic guitar solos (“Drunk Girls”), early Talking Heads percussion, driving disco beat and African-sounding guitars (“Home”), massive Gary Numan-esque synth strings (“I Can Change”) and Bowie-like (really, Eno again) guitar hooks (“All I Want”).
The Pink Nightmare on Highway 97
Whether you were headed north or south on Highway 97 at Deschutes Junction just north of Bend, the brilliant shocking-pink building by the side of the road was pretty impossible to miss.
If the color didn't get your attention, the signs would: “LIVE NUDE GIRLS!!!” “Sensual Rubdowns,” “Shower Shows,” “Pole Dancing,” and “Erotic Dungeon.”
Other signs proclaimed that the old building, which more than a decade ago was home to Buffet Flat, a funky and quirky antique-cum-junk shop, was about to be reborn as the “Pussycat Ranch.”
Who Wears Short Shorts?: Spillage, seepage, White House dementia and bullet building protocol
The author has been sent on the road to discover a lost country formerly known as America. He is reporting from an exploded bullet factory (however redundant) after escaping a burning RV, questioning karma and basic sanity for Or-Bust.com and The Source Weekly.
With a “B”
Our utility companies are really starting to feel like bad dates. We give them billions in tax breaks to plunder our Earth so they can sell our natural resources back to us, and then they totally cheat on us. Word has it that BP is considering dropping its PR façade “Beyond Petroleum” and is presently testing “Bitter Pill” or “Barack's Pals” (another attempt by BP at anything reminiscent of “green” should be treated with skepticism). Warning BP not to “nickel and dime” Gulf coast residents over damage claims (local fisherman report their $5,000 claims are being delayed or ignored), President Obama added, “My understanding is that BP has contracted for $50 million worth of TV advertising to manage their image during the course of this disaster. In addition, there are reports that BP will be paying $10.5 billion – that's billion with a “B” – in dividend payments this quarter.”
Our Picks for 6/9 – 6/17: Sisters Rodeo and Parade, The Zoo Story, The Lights Out & Rosa's Buds and more.
Last Band Standing
thursday 10
Last Band Standing is still going, and it's finally the last round of the preliminaries, which will include some familiar names like Anastacia, Audiolized, Guy J. Jackson and David Finch, in addition to some band called Empty Space Orchestra. $3/adv, $5/door. 8pm. Boondock's Bar and Grill, 70 NW Newport Ave.
MOsley WOtta
friday 11
Kicking off the “Party on the Patio” series out at Country Catering is MOsley WOtta, the hip-hopper, spoken word artist and generally affable man around town. Hopefully, he'll give us a taste of that super secret new album he's about to release. 5:30pm-7:30pm. Country Catering Company & Deli, 900 SE Wilson Ave.
Who Does Walden Represent?
Some of your readers may be interested in taking a look at the recently passed “American Jobs and Closing Tax Loophole Act” currently pending in Congress. The part I found most interesting is the closing of offshore tax loopholes to large corporations. An estimated $100 billion is lost through these offshore tax dodges each year by companies like General Electric, Bank of America, Halliburton and others. Many of these companies also get huge government contracts while dodging taxes – in some cases, lowering their taxes to around 2-3 percent. Halliburton is an especially egregious example of greedy tackiness. The company hired hundreds of employees through a front company in the Cayman Islands that is little more than a P.O. Box, which allowed Halliburton to avoid hundreds of millions of bucks in Social Security and Medicare taxes. All the while they were getting billions in Government contracts.

