I know nothing about the anime series Bleach. At first I thought my ignorance would help me. I thought that I’d be able to play the game without complaining that they modeled the spikes on the hero’s hair wrong, or forgot to include my favorite character. I thought I could focus on the gameplay.
Bleach: Soul Resurrección is a “beat ’em all” game modeled on the popular Dynasty Warrior series. What that means is that the characters wander through blank, featureless tundras or castles until they encounter a swarm of enemies. Then the fighting commences, with swords slashing through the air in bright semicircles and characters leaping into the air, hanging suspended for a moment, then crashing tumultuously to the ground.
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Your Local 21-Hour Pub: Caldera Grille comes to the aid of the hungry late night, early morning crowd
Bend is no mecca for late-night food; a common issue for temperamentally urban mid-sized cities. Sure, our food scene is growing nicely in the cascade shadow of Portland – more food carts, more farmers' markets, reimagined restaurants – but where can we grab a bite to eat late at night?
Downtown is relatively quiet on weeknights, dead on Sunday nights, but Caldera Grille, a nearly sleepless local pub and grille, however, is an exception, open 21 hours a day, seven days a week. You'll find it tucked amongst the dive bar strip on Bond Street between Minnesota and Oregon Avenue in the space previously occupied by Giuseppe's. The quiet of the front room is deceiving. Walk through the booth-lined dining room to find the heart of Caldera, a small bar festooned with elaborate woodwork and leading off to a well-populated asphalt back patio facing the parking garage.
Of Polo and Puppies
I've been scratching my head trying to figure out what is the connection between polo and puppies. In a moment of clarity it came to me that there isn't one, and yet there is.
Get A Clue
To the woman riding her bike around 7pm Friday night on Baker Rd. against traffic with two small children without helmets: What are you thinking?!
Children should wear helmets; it is the law.
Shut-Up and Listen
I attended the recent Alive After Five concert featuring the renowned musician David Lindley. I was amazed that a large part of the audience seemed uninterested in the show, and talked so loudly that it was hard to hear David's stellar performance over the crowd noise.
Our Fresh Straight Poop Is Always Rated AAAAA+
Monday, Aug. 1
Playing kick the can: House passes debt ceiling bill containing $2.3 trillion in spending cuts, no revenue increases; sends it on to Senate … Sources say Vice President Joe Biden accuses Tea Party Republicans of “acting like terrorists” in debt ceiling negotiations … Look who's calling names: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin says US is “like a parasite” on global economy … Covering the tracks: Technology firm HCL tells British government it deleted hundreds of thousands of emails for Rupert Murdoch's News International Corp. … Clean getaway: FBI says it's zeroing in on suspect who could be D.B. Cooper, who hijacked airliner and parachuted into Washington woods with $200,000 cash ransom in 1971. One problem: The suspect has been dead 10 years.
The High Cost of Driving While Stupid
An estimated 2,600 people die in America each year as a result of drivers being distracted by using cell phones. This summer, 16-year-old Forrest Cepeda of Bend apparently became one of them.
Police say Cepeda and a friend were biking along Reed Market Road on July 25 when he was struck by a pickup truck driven by Erik Conn, 28, of LaPine. According to police, Conn was trying to slow the pickup – which was towing a trailer – to avoid hitting a vehicle in front of him when he lost control and slid across the narrow shoulder into the path of the two boys.
Cepeda's friend managed to leap out of the way. Cepeda wasn't quick enough, or lucky enough. He was dead at the scene.
Don't Mess with Texas!
“The stars shine bright! All day and night! [CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!] Deep in the heaaaart of Texas!” That song is the only good thing about Texas. Now admittedly, I don't know much about the state. I've visited it on only one occasion: It was 1984 and I was a drug mule for a large-ish crime cartel. (Hey! I paid for college without getting student loans. DID YOU??) I was transported into the state by speedboat, and when I came ashore, it looked like a third-world nation. The buildings were decrepit, and the people – most wearing tunics or sarongs – were angrily glaring at my choice of clothing: Daisy Duke shorts and a Loverboy 1983 “Keep It Up Tour” sleeveless T-shirt. The roadside vendors sold a dish called “wet thar dote htoe” – literally, “pork on a stick,” which was… WAIT. I'm thinking of Burma. I've never been to Texas.
Boot to Booty: The Asskickers lives up to its title with a lo-fi approach
The Asskickers, as its name suggests, is a game about kicking ass. So how does this make The Asskickers different from hundreds of other videogames?
For starters, the asses in The Asskickers are all hand-drawn. Most asses in videogames these days are the result of hundreds of hours spent staring at computer screens, arranging wire-frame models into three-dimensional domes and encoding them with digital jiggles and jives. None of that happens in The Asskickers. Using a handmade aesthetic that is rarely seen in videogames these days, The Asskickers renders every object – ass or otherwise – with the lurid simplicity of a cartoon sketched onto a piece of paper or graffiti sprayed onto a wall.
Rafting the North Umpqua
On the verge of paddling into a class IV rapid, there is always a thought that wells up in the back of my mind:
Is this really such a great idea?
It'd be a cakewalk in my inflatable kayak, but my little hardshell playboat raises the flip factor exponentially.
You're solid on class III+,' I think to myself. 'But man, your track record on class IV's, less than stellar.
It's okay, this is the North Umpqua; you've run it before. It's Pinball rapid, you know it. You rolled just fine earlier. You can flip back.
Man, I don't want to swim it.

