Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, NEIL. What the hell is this? I know: You're old, you're tired. You don't want to play the game anymore. I get it. But Dreams? It's just disappointing, man – especially on the heels of Home Before Dark, which was such a great late-career album.
Source Weekly
Our Picks 12/08-12/16: The Breast of Bend, Brent Alan, and More!
Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show
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Where some may just see a pile of trash, eco-minded creative types see the latest fashions. Add to the holiday spirit the sustainable spirit of this year's Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show. This fundraising event for REALMS Charter School's Arts Program features eclectic, wearable art in a runway show, as well as a live and silent auction and a gallery marketplace where contributing local artists sell and showcase their renewed creations. Stay in fashion, while staying ecologically minded. $10. All ages at 6pm, 21+ at 8pm. Century Center, 70 SW Century Dr.
A Rush to Judgment on Bridge Creek
When the Central Oregon Builders Association, Central Oregon LandWatch and the developer of the Old Mill District – among others – all think there's something sketchy about an idea, it's probably worthwhile to pay attention.
The Bend City Council paid attention – sort of – but then voted last week to go ahead with a multimillion-dollar expansion of the Bridge Creek water system anyway.
Going Once, Going Twice…
Yes, it's really almost over. The Source's annual Charity Auction is coming to a close this week, but it's not too late to score a great deal for a good cause. There are still dozens of items there for the taking, ranging from motorized scooters to hand-knitted scarves.
Runaway emus, fake Jeffersons and a cure to your earthquake paranoia
Jurassic Park, Bend Edition
This past Thursday, Source staffers received an alarming press release from the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office. Apparently, an emu, the flightless bird usually found in Australia, was captured in northwest Redmond. This not only prompted staffers to declare “Second Wayward Emu Located” the best e-mail headline of the day, but also, upon reading the press release, to realize that the emu is not just a flightless bird, but a capable assassin.
Unemployment Benefits Come Back Around
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Every dollar spent on unemployment benefits generates real economic growth. The Congressional Budget Office says you get $1.90 back for every dollar of unemployment compensation. Mark Zandi at Moody’s says you get $1.61. The Labor Department says $2.
Any way you add it up, it provides an immediate boost to the local economy because the unemployed spend that money in their communities. Want to help a local small business or a small chain like Bi-Mart, Grocery Outlet or Food4Less? Extend unemployment compensation to jobless workers.
Tax cuts for the wealthiest folks in town, people who still have income and savings accounts, are windfall gains that will more likely be stashed away in that savings account or perhaps spent on a vacation somewhere else, maybe not even in the U.S.
Miller's Landing Project Pushes Forward
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The Source graciously delivered the Glass Slipper to the Miller’s Landing project and all who have been working hard to turn this vacant riverfront property into a community park. For that, I thank you. However, we’re not done yet. To date, we have secured over $1.66 million, but our purchase price is $1.8 million. Before TPL can convey the property to the Park District we need to close the funding gap. We have received incredible support from private individuals, businesses, public grants and foundations and for that we are grateful.
War on Terror?
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One expects an expanded perspective from the Source, so it was with disappointment that I read Bruce Miller's recent column headlined “The Terrorist Threat Gets Too Close For Comfort.” (Wandering Eye, 12/2) In it, Mr. Miller informs us that “the threat of terrorism came home to Oregon… as the FBI foiled an alleged plot to detonate a huge bomb next to Portland's Pioneer Square.” This might sound picky, but did the FBI “foil” the plot or did it “create” the plot? It courted and groomed the teenage suspect, built the bomb (and so is accountable for its “hugeness”), and loaded the bomb into a delivery van. That doesn't sound to me like “foiling” the plot. A few years ago, Rolling Stone magazine published the sort of article that is all but extinct in the mainstream media. It described one case after another in which the FBI has entrapped dead-end losers into concocting feckless terror plots under the watchful eyes of undercover agents. The article begins with a case in which the FBI paid $8,500 to a former crack dealer with a conviction for attempted robbery to encourage a would-be jihadist to blow up a mall in Illinois. Since the “jihadist,” a video game store clerk with no car and less than $100 in the bank, could not afford any weapons of mini, much less mass, destruction, the FBI informant arranged to get him four fake grenades and a neutered hand gun in exchange for some used stereo speakers. The other cases described in the article are equally dubious, and bear a striking similarity to the recent escapades in Portland.
Eat it, Hippies
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Rejoice, citizens of Bend, the great goose harvest is back. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has provided us with an annual bounty of delicious, sustainable, organic meat. With proper management, we can all rest easy knowing that local food banks can receive an influx of nourishment every year, right when they need it most, the dead of winter. Given how recently we collected our last crop of geese, it's encouraging to see how quickly the numbers have bounced back. Canada (socialist) geese are a thoroughly unendangered species, with no rights, trans fat or aversion to repopulating the killing fields (Drake Park).
Hasseling the Hoff
What is UP with those Kardashian people? You know who I'm talking about, right? The stars of that inexplicably popular show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!, running almost constantly)? Now, according to the internet (because I'm too angry and superior to watch the show myself) Keeping Up with the Kardashians supposedly stars Kim Kardashian, who according to Wikipedia, has done absolutely NOTHING for the entirety of her life. Seriously! She has done N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!

