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Two Wheels on Screen: Introducing the Bend Bicycle Film Festival

The Banana and the Monkey Man – seen around town.Solidifying our place as Bicycle Town U.S.A. has taken some work. We
have miles and miles of trails, locally grown road-riding talent of the
highest order as well as a massive number of bike commuters and cycling
shops. But now we can add another notch in our bicycling belt in the
birth of the Bend Bicycle Film Festival.

Similar in format to the
always popular Powderhound Review, the event is a catch all of sorts
for all films relating to bicycling. Given our community's penchant for
two wheelers, there was hardly a shortage of submissions. One of the
festival's organizers, Bill Warburton, says that they received 24
submissions and hope to get somewhere between 15 and 20 of those films
into the hour and a half slated for local programming.
A
fundraiser for the Central Oregon Trail Alliance and the Bend Cycling
Club, the Bend Bicycle Film Festival covers the wide variety of cycling
mediums, including a piece on unicycling as well as footage from last
year's Cyclocross championships.

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Our Picks for the Week of 5/27 – 6/4

David Jacobs-Strain

thursday 28
We'll tell you one more time to
see one of the blues world's brightest young stars while you have the
chance. Sure, he comes around a couple times a year, but that's not an
excuse to miss him, ever. 8pm. $7. Silver Moon Brewing Co. 24 NW
Greenwood Ave.
Ian Tyson and Corb Lund
thursday 28
You'd
probably know a lot more about Ian Tyson than you currently do if you
were Canadian. This rodeo rider turned songwriter is the author of the
hit song "Four Strong Winds" which was later recorded by both Neil
Young and Johnny Cash. Now 75 years old, Tyson is still busy touring
and laying down records. This time around he's on the road with fellow
Canadian country star Corb Lund. 7pm. $45 or $40. Tower Theatre, 835 NW
Wall St.

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Book Review: Thanks for the Memories, George

Thanks For the Memories, George
By Mike Loew
Three Rivers Press
Reading
through to the end of Thanks For the Memories, George is not unlike
sitting down with friends for breakfast in a seedy diner the morning
after a brutal all-night bender on the town. Somewhere deep down, you
know exactly what happened, but you need to have it all recounted to
you - even the embarrassingly awful parts - just to make sure that it
really happened.
Mike Loew, a contributor to the hilariously
satirical Onion, uses this look back at the Bush presidency to remind
us that the last eight years were really not too far off from a long
and especially brutal bender. And now Loew is here to sit us down in
that diner and tell us what the hell just happened.

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Bikini Kill: The first deliberate attempt to lower the bar

MEETING TRANSCRIPT:
Head Corporate Communications D3Publisher of America Inc.; Head Tamsoft Marketing
Translate from Japanese original by global corporate communications (Intern G. Haku)
"See. Kind of skimpy cowboy showgirl Amazon outfit."

"In heels."
"Yes,
in heels. And in 3D! But options. See… silvery single-thread thong.
Also schoolgirl outfit. All options. And then the zombies arrive and
then 'Point Get'!"
"She's a panting schoolgirl getting chased by zombies?"
"But
she has the sword of blood for killing the zombies. See the zombie legs
totter towards her! And yet she will slay them mercilessly!"
"So sort of a Castlevania meets, I don't know, Showgirls?"
"Yes,
showgirls! And show girls taking the strong and interesting route to
power. Young girl power. They demonstrate joyous power."
"She's pretty joyous. She's jiggling a lot."
"She fights the hulk of quivering blood."

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Lofty Expectations: Pixar’s Up plays its best card early, leaving simple summer adventure

I told you pesky kids to stay off my porch.Early in Up-the tenth feature from the cinematic quality machine called
Pixar-there's a sequence that distills all of the best that the
animation powerhouse brings to filmmaking. After a brief prologue
introducing us to a pair of simpatico kids named Carl and Ellie in the
1930s, we watch without a word of dialogue as the childhood friends
become sweethearts, then follow them through 50 years of married life.

As
Up moves into its primary storyline, that's the challenge
co-writer/director Pete Docter (Monsters, Inc.) faces. In the present
day, Carl (Edward Asner) is now a curmudgeonly septuagenarian, living
alone in his house while high-rise development goes on around him.
Facing the prospect of life in a retirement home, Carl instead sends a
massive cascade of balloons through his chimney, launching the house
into the air with a plan to head to a remote South American jungle
There's also an unexpected hitchhiker: Russell (Jordan Nagai), a young
Wilderness Explorer who didn't take the hint that Carl didn't want to
be helped across the street.

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Enliven Up!: Twisting pretzel regime needs a boost

Filmmaker and yoga enthusiast Kate Churchill had a goal for her
documentary: find a novice yoga student and give him six months to
transform physically and spiritually through yoga. She picks Nick
Rosen, a rock climber/journalist whose father is a corporate lawyer and
mother is a shaman healer. She introduces Nick to many of the American
"Baskin Robbins choices" of yoga, and then takes him to India to learn
directly from the great masters.

Enlighten Up! skims the surface of
every encounter, not to mention yoga in general. And the by-the-numbers
documentary has its moments, but not enough of them. Beginning with
talking head testimonials from internationally known yoga instructors
who explain that there are exceptions and contradictions to all rules,
it briefly cuts back and forth with mixed messages and innuendoes
instead of information. It's easy to tell from the first five minutes
that Nick isn't going to get it. Even as every single spiritual guru
tells him that "the brain is not the boss," "don't dwell on thoughts,"
"keep practicing yoga and let it happen," Nick constantly resists and
stonewalls.
While the focus is on Nick the skeptic, the
narration amateurishly switches between Nick and Kate, with both
figures having dramatic moments. Thanks to Kate's off-camera remarks
and input, it's obvious she is being affected by the events in the
film. But behind the scenes, she proves to be more distracting than
beneficial.

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The Society of Secret Handshakes: Celebrating 100 years in Bend with the local Masons

It's not everyday that you get an invitation into the inner sanctum of
a bona fide secret society that's been linked to countless
conspiracies, but then again, calling the Freemasons a "secret" society
is a little misleading.

As several of the Masons, who were happy to share their identities with
me as well as a baked lasagna (with vegetarian option) dinner, told me,
it's more of an organization with secrets than it is a "secret
society." Still, there's something intimidating about walking into a
largely windowless granite building with an upper-level sanctuary for
rites and rituals, wherein all of the members have titles like Master
Mason, Grand Tiler and Grand Sword Bearer, and all of the proceedings
are as regimented as an all-boys' reformatory school.

In other words, it's not for everyone - including women, who are barred
from the society but have their own auxiliary clubs, not unlike the
VFW. It's a place where men can be men, but not in the college
dormitory sort of way. Members take the rituals and the ceremony of the
"Lodge" as serious as a Gulf hurricane.

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Paging Dr. Ninja: Another year of training for this warrior

TOKYO: SOON
Just like on the mountain, without the liftlines and cold toes.The city is a jewelbox spilled across the night. An
alleyway winds across the sprawl. Within its darkness, a young girl
lies curled up in a corner of rubbish. Coughing.

A narrow little
figure in the suit of a salaryman detaches himself from the passing
stream of citizens. Sweat blisters on his brow. A tipsy hitch in his
step-or slipshod animation? it's getting tough to tell-he stumbles
towards the girl and opens his mouth. Almost instantly he's infected.
He
speaks Japanese in English subtitles as she coughs some more and
shudders-subtitles on his part, mutation on hers. Muscles stretch
through her skin. Her body grows, changes. A purple tentacle erupts
from her, a spatter of blood from him. He is left shuddering, coughing
on the pavement in the alley in the city in the night.

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Cardinal Sin: In Angels & Demons, everyone once again takes Dan Brown way too seriously

The truth is down there. If you thought Howard's adaptation of The Da Vinci Code managed to make
ecclesiastical conspiracy boring, just wait for Angels & Demons.

Tom
Hanks-sans his greasy Da Vinci mullet-is back as Harvard symbologist
Robert Langdon, summoned by Vatican officials to help deal with a
potential crisis. Though the book was written before Da Vinci, a few
knowing references here make it clear that the events in the movie
post-date Da Vinci, and therefore the Church understands that Langdon
knows his stuff. In the wake of the death of the Pope, the four
cardinals who are the primary candidates to replace him have been
kidnapped. Evidence suggests the involvement of the Illuminati-the
ancient society of scholars and artists whose pro-science views
antagonized the Renaissance-era Catholic Church. And if Langdon can't
follow the clues to the lair of the Illuminati, the Vatican itself
could be destroyed by a cylinder of stolen anti-matter.

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Our Picks for the Week of 5/13-5/21

Big Lebowskiathon
thursday 14
If you're one of those strange
birds who insists that you don't like The Big Lebowski, all we can say
is: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." But
for all those Little Lebowski Urban Achievers out there, this might be
one of the best nights of the year for you. The Astro goes totally
Lebowski, not only showing the movie, but also holding a best-dressed
contest and, of course, serving up some White Russians. Event begins at
8pm. Movie starts at 9:30pm. Free. Astro Lounge, 147 NW Minnesota Ave.
Flowmotion with Izabella
thursday 14
We
told you about this show last week, but want to reinforce the fact that
if you like dancing, rocking or generally awesome musicianship, you
absolutely must see Flowmotion, Seattle's cross-genre rock outfit. Also
on the bill is Northern California (and Bend favorite) Izabella, who is
touring in support of their new record Drugs & Apple Pie - a record
that accurately captures the band's sunshiney live sound. 9pm. $10. The
Summit Saloon & Stage, 125 NW Minnesota Ave.

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