Apr 1-7, 2010

Apr 1-7, 2010 / Vol. 14 / No. 13

Jesus vs. The Easter Bunny: On Bikes!

And you thought that was a misleading headline, didn’t you? But here is proof that on Easter Sunday at Silver Moon Brewing Co., Jesus and the Easter Bunny took the battle for rights to the holiday to the bicycles.

As the Eye Wanders

I got to see and use the new, improved, expanded Redmond Airport terminal for the first time last week, and it’s a gem. One bitch, though: If the powers that be could find tens of millions of dollars to expand the terminal, why couldn’t they find a few thousand to put number and letter signsโ€ฆ

The GOP's Grand Little Party

Inevitably, they’re calling it “Bondagegate”: Republican National Committee aides racked up a $2,000 tab at a Hollywood topless club featuring a bondage/S&M theme. The club, called “Voyeur,” was inspired by the orgy scene in the 1999 Stanley Kubrick movie “Eyes Wide Shut.

Water: Drink it, ski on it and paddle in it

Water, what wondrous stuff. Two hydrogen atoms sharing electrons with an oxygen atom. Seventy-five percent of the earth is covered by water. The human body is 60 to 70 percent water. We're supposed to drink eight eigh-ounce glasses of water a day.

A Public Option for Oregon?

The public option – government-supported health insurance offered as an alternative to private plans – was a non-starter in Congress, but Oregon could end up with its own version. Anyway that’s the idea of state Sen.

Professional Images: The end of an era?

Two things happen this week that touched on a significant change in the creative world and how photographic images are made and who profits from their sale. First came an e-mail message from a very talented designer of outdoor gear who asked if I'd take a look at his photo website and offer a critiqueโ€ฆ

Mother Hips Show in Bend Canceled

I got word late yesterday that the Mother Hips show slated for April 15 at Mountain’s Edge has been canceled. The roots rock band’s publicist said there’s a chance the band could come to town at some point, but there’s no confirmed plans as of now.

Heard from the Dishwasher

When it comes to dining in Bend, I've been warned not to get too attached. Over the last two years, restaurant closings have been too numerous to count, and the victims have included some of our community's boldest culinary experiments. But like B of A execs at a junk mortgage trough, restaurant owners, chefs andโ€ฆ

Lonely on the Top: Chloe is proof that art movies can go bad

Canadian filmmaker Atom Egoyan has garnered respect over the years for his long list of eclectic and stylish movies, including The Sweet Hereafter, Exotica and Felicia's Journey. Now with Chloe, his newest entry into the erotically charged pseudo-thriller genre, Egoyan cannot rest on his laurels, as his reputation will certainly backpedal as a result ofโ€ฆ

On Beating Dead Horses

Okay, has anyone ever actually “beat a dead horse”? You hear that phrase a lot (especially in this column), but have you ever seen or heard of anyone actually going through with it? I'm really wracking my brain here, trying to think of any conceivable occasion where one might be inclined to physically assault aโ€ฆ

Little Bites: Heard from the Dishwasher

When it comes to dining in Bend, I've been warned not to get too attached. Over the last two years, restaurant closings have been too numerous to count, and the victims have included some of our community's boldest culinary experiments. But like B of A execs at a junk mortgage trough, restaurant owners, chefs andโ€ฆ

Bringing PDX to the Old Stone

At Saturday's Portland Indie Invasion, there was something different, something special, and something fun – all the qualities needed for a solid show. First up was the “something different,” which meant a set from father/daughter duo Alexandra and Hilary Hanes who performed as Tortune and took the stage to share their brand of self-described deathโ€ฆ

Fine Lines: Or how I became a clothesline martyr

Almost three years ago, I heard a lecture by Mary Wood, a University of Oregon law professor. She talked about the narrow window of opportunity we had to respond to the devastating effects of greenhouse gases and the impact on the future of our planet. I had to do something. While I knew full wellโ€ฆ

John Kroger Plays It Cool

The ink was barely dry on the health care reform legislation when 14 attorneys general from states across the country – including Rob McKenna up in Washington – rushed to file a lawsuit claiming that it's unconstitutional. To his credit, Oregon Attorney General John Kroger didn't join the stampede. “Based on a preliminary review ofโ€ฆ

The Spring Stud Storm

There's really no point in complaining or even commenting about the weather in Central Oregon. It's just to predictably unpredictable.

You Keep A Knockin'

Dear Mr. Conger, Please stop knocking on doors. You agitate my dogs when you do so. Surprisingly, some of us like to sleep in on the weekends. Please stop using paper door hangers to promote yourself. You talk about wanting a “Green revolution” for Oregon yet you are wasting paper products on doorknobs to promoteโ€ฆ


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