Get ready for a major outbreak of wailing and hand-wringing from animal lovers: The Bend Metro Park and Recreation District sent geese to the gas chamber this week.

On Tuesday, Park & Rec rounded up more than 100 of the Canada geese that infest Drake Park, put them one at a time into what The Bulletinโ€™s account described as โ€œa trash-can-sized enclosure filled with carbon dioxide,โ€ and terminated them with extreme prejudice. The meat from the gassed geese will be donated to local food banks to provide meals for low-income people.

Iโ€™m being a little facetious about it, but really the executions are not something Iโ€™m rejoicing over. The geese are beautiful birds, and itโ€™s a shame they had to be killed.

But what alternative was there? Over the decades, Park & Rec has exhausted every other option.

It tried trapping the geese and transporting them elsewhere. The geese came back.

It tried scaring them away with dogs, people in canoes and cannon fire. The geese barely batted an eye.

It tried contraception, by oiling goose eggs so they wouldnโ€™t hatch. The geeseโ€™s powers of procreation proved too much for that strategy.

Meanwhile, the goose population kept growing โ€“ and so did the massive deposits of goose guano that made walking through the park akin to picking your way through a minefield, and made spreading a picnic blanket on the grass all but impossible.

Lest anybody lament that the goose executions upset the โ€œbalance of nature,โ€ it must be noted that thereโ€™s nothing natural about the overwhelming numbers of geese in Drake Park. Canada geese are normally migratory, but over the years theyโ€™ve figured out that the park is such a perfect goose haven โ€“ no hunters, few natural predators, little kids feeding them bread โ€“ that theyโ€™ve made it a year-round home.

Bend is by no means the only place with a Canada goose problem, as Wikipedia writes: โ€œIn recent years, Canada Geese populations in some areas have grown substantially, so much so that many consider them pests (for their droppings, the bacteria in their droppings, noise and confrontational behavior). This problem is partially due to the removal of natural predators and an abundance of safe, man-made bodies of water (such as on golf courses, public parks and beaches, and in planned communities).โ€

So, reluctantly, Park & Rec caught 109 of the local geese that had been determined to be โ€œpermanent residentsโ€ and made them waddle that last mile. Twenty-seven โ€œnon-residentโ€ geese were released to return to the park.

Now weโ€™ll see if the goose population stabilizes. If in a few months or years it gets out of hand again, the agency might have to gas some more geese. That would be unfortunate, but Park & Recโ€™s gotta do what itโ€™s gotta do. Drake Park is a park, not a wilderness area โ€“ and parks, after all, are for people.

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  1. i am an animal lover/conservationist. this needed to happen, very unfortunately. with that said, it should be required that several placards or notices be posted explaining that this was done and expressly forbidding the feeding of them- and the ducks. that park should be patrolled and citations given out for awhile as a nod to the fallen. yes, many will cry that feeding ducks at the park is a part of childhood. well, as times change and enlightenment occurs around things that turned out to be really bad ideas we need to change course. just the way things work.

  2. I would believe that this had to happen if bend did not already try to enforce a hanging your laundry out side law. Where you could not hang your laundry where it could be seen by another person. Also what about the bend city ordinance on wind chimes ever heard of that one? If bend was perfect I am afraid to say it would be its only problem. It is a perfect town where people and animals do not defecate and we all sit around talking about our gym memberships. Everyone there is perfect so the animals have to be as well.

  3. These animals had a great life, and their death will feed people in need. Unless you’re a vegetarian, there is no reason to object to this. I hope they do it every few years and let us feed the geese bread!

  4. Buford: I believe the anti-clothesline rule was made by the Awbrey Butte homeowners’ association, not the city.

    “It is a perfect town where people and animals do not defecate …”

    LOL! No, the people here do defecate, but it don’t stink.

  5. I applaud the City for finally getting a pair of b***s. And, it seems like a pretty good use of a renewable resource, feeding the meat to the needy. yay again.

    I went for a walk in Drake Park this morning and it was soooooooo much more pleasant only having a few dozen geese. The mallards never seemed to be much of a problem.

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