
By Christopher Heaps
Reposted with permission from HeapsLaw.com
The Source has a story this week about a mysterious casting company seeking Benditos who are interested in being on a โreality showโ set here. Some people think itโs fake, and it sure is goofy. For example, the first version of the casting call webpage referred to Bend as a city in the โmid-west.โ Ha ha.
If you are so inclined, you are invited to submit a โCasting Application.โ The unnamed โNetworkโ apparently intends the Casting Application to be a legally binding contract, and it requires some interesting commitments on your part.
For example, you may not run for public office now or โuntil one (1) year after initial broadcast of the episodes of the Production in which [you] appear.โ (Part 4) When is that initial broadcast? Who knows. But there may never be one because the Network has no obligation to ever actually air anything. (Part 5, Section 2). So I hope youโre not interested in politics.
Also, you must be โwilling to travel to various locations as part of production.โ Are we talking La Pine here, or LA? Iโm not sure. Is there really a difference?
But where it really gets good is the scope of the rights that you sign away. Check out this from Part 5, Section 1:
Applicant irrevocably grants Network the perpetual, worldwide right to make visual and/or audio recordings and still images of Applicant, whether recorded prior or subsequent to the execution hereof, with or without Applicantโs knowledge (collectively, the โRecordingsโ) and to use the Recordings and Applicantโs name, voice, likeness, and biographical information (โApplicantโs Likenessโ) as included in the Recordings and/or otherwise obtained by Network, in and in connection with the Production, and any version thereof, as Network may determine in its sole discretion.
So, every single photo or video of you ever taken is the property of the Network. That includes photos and videos made long ago, like when you had acne all over your face, or got caught playing dress-up with your momโs clothes, or when you were a little too big for that training bra. Imagine your most embarrassing moment captured on film. Sound good?
Creepiest of all, of course, are the recordings made โwithout Applicantโs knowledge.โ And those recordings made without your knowledge may be from your experience on the show or โotherwise obtained by Network.โ I can hear the collective โEwwwโ from female readers.
Incredibly, it gets worse. To wit:
Applicant authorizes Network to incorporate and license others to incorporate any part or all of the Recordings and/or Applicantโs Likeness in the Production and in any other production. Applicant grants Network the right to use the Recordings and/or Applicantโs Likeness for the purpose of advertising and promoting the Production or any version thereof and/or any other production in which the Recordings and/or Applicantโs Likeness is incorporated and/or the exhibitors (including, but not limited to, institutional promotion) and sponsors of any of the foregoing in any manner whatsoever, including, but not limited to, product integration, commercial tie-ins, and implied endorsements.
So your face, name, voice, etc, can be used for literally anything, not just for the โrealityโ show. That includes advertisements for the show and any products the Network happens to be advertising. Havenโt you always wanted to appear in an ad for adult diapers? How about a phone sex line? Anything is possible now!
And it goes on and on, forever! But the best part, of course, is the money:
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, Applicant agrees that the rights granted hereunder shall include the perpetual, worldwide right of Network to edit, telecast, cablecast, rerun, record, publish, reproduce, use, license, print, distribute or otherwise exploit, in any manner and in any medium or forum, whether now known or hereafter devised, the Production or any version thereof or any other production in which the Recordings and/or Applicantโs Likeness is incorporated, in whole or in part, without any compensation to Applicant.
In return for getting literally nothing for all your time and for giving away every representation ever made of you, you will not be able to sue the Network for anything it does. (Part 5, Section 7) If some crew member hits you with a van or drops a light on your head, youโre out of luck, because you โexpressly assume[] all risk and danger and all hazards arising from, or related in any way to, Applicantโs participation in the Production, however caused and whether by negligence or otherwise.โ And you waive any right to sue for anything, โincluding but not limited to claims for any personal injury, property damage, libel, slander, defamation, infringement of right of publicity, invasion of privacy, false association or false endorsement, whether or not caused by any negligence or act or omission of the Released Parties.โ
Really itโs a screaming deal.
The foregoing is not legal advice. If you really want to be on this show, you should talk to a lawyer before signing the Casting Application. You can find one by calling 800-452-7636 during regular business hours.
This article appears in Feb 25 โ Mar 4, 2015.







