Posted inOutside

Swap and Tax: On being a gearhead in the New Economy

Dodging gates and taxes.The stock market is in the tank. Your 401K is now a 201K. A friend of
mine bought a Westside Bend house for $99,000 about 5 years ago and
sold it a year later for $175,000. That person resold it at the peak of
the bubble, for $275,000. Last week, I saw a "For Sale" sign in the
front yard–they're asking $99,000.

Given the current state of the
economy, it is no wonder that frugality is the new cool. A recent
Business Week article dubbed this the "New Age of Frugality." After an
era of gluttony, it's good to go back to the basics. But for outdoor
addicts like me, gear is an actual necessity that ranks highly on
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, probably right after food.
And, hey,
my bike can provide transportation and self-actualization all at the
same time, without polluting the environment. But why pony up $5,500
for that new carbon-fiber Orbea when you can find a screaming deal on a
slightly used titanium Litespeed listed by an ex-developer, realtor,
mortgage broker or restaurant owner on Craig's List. There's E-Bay,
too, and the used gear shops. Personally, I miss Second Season Sports
which provided me with a steady monthly income for years, which, of
course, I spent on more gear, so it was probably a breakeven
relationship at best. Repeat Performance and Gear Peddler have never
quite filled the gap for me, though I'm sure they do bang-up business
on extra large downhill boots for PPP at this time of year.
Interestingly, swap meets are popping up like daffodils this spring.
But be forewarned. Our cash-strapped government actually wants to tax
your gear!

Posted inCulture

Speak No Evil: Latest Resident Evil incarnation moves into co-op play

The last Mccain supporters are caught on tape.When the man shuffled around the corner, I knew he was infected. It was
his eyes-flooded with black as though they were bleeding ink. And like
most infected, he was slow. Before he could swing his axe, I braced
myself and trained the laser sight of my pistol in the center of his
forehead-a third, red eye opening in the middle of his black-shot stare.

After
I pulled the trigger, his head exploded in a spurt of gore. A fleshy
tentacle rose from his torso, twisting towards me before splitting open
like a spindly, fleshy flower. Later, I would see even more grotesque
things. Small, winged leathery imps climbing from men's backs,
sloughing off their carcasses like costumes. Giant centipedes
slithering out of men's destroyed heads. Dogs peeled apart like figs,
the strands of their bodies groping towards me.

Posted inMusic

On Stage: Easter Fro-Day

I was gonna lock the door, but then I got high…Easter Sunday. It's a day for crowded churches followed by crowded
brunches and topped off with a whole hell of a lot of ham followed by a
slow-moving Monday morning. This Easter in Bend you can add one more
thing to your holiday docket and that's the blunt-smoking, Colt-45
swilling goofball rapper Afroman.

That's right, the author of the
smash turn-of-the-millennium hit "Because I Got High" is just the
latest rapper to make a return appearance here in town. The party-hardy
rapper is touring in preparation of the release of his new album
Frobama (how can you avoid a golden pun opportunity like that?), slated
for a May release. The record is quintessential Afroman, plenty of
silly skits and boasting cuts about well, weed malt liquor and some
digs on his former label, Universal. And yes, most of this is hilarious.

Posted inMusic

And the Youth Shall Lead: We Are Brontosaurus’ sack lunch indie rock adventure

Dylan Howe is eating what appears to be a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich at a table in a cramped Northwest Crossing coffee shop while
talking about his band, We Are Brontosaurus. In a few minutes, the
power trio's guitarist will also dig into a stick of string cheese - a
staple of any sack lunch - as he attempts to fit a meal into a life
that includes playing in one of Bend's most intriguing rock bands,
ultimate Frisbee practice, and being a junior in high school.

Across
the table from Dylan, the band's lead singer, Owen Quon, speaks acutely
about Bend's youth music scene in a soft yet deep voice that is a mere
whisper in comparison to the rampaging vocals he unleashes on the
band's indie rock recordings.
"It's amazing to see that the
music scene in Bend is starting to grow, especially in the youth music
scene there's a lot of kids starting to play in bands," says Quon, the
son of Mark and Linda Quon, who together play around town as The Quons.

Posted inOpinion

Cats Need Leashes, Too

Jim Anderson's latest article addresses an extremely important issue that more people need to be aware of, and overall I agree with him (despite my being an avid cat lover and him obviously having issues with them; hence the 10 pound bell comment). But regarding his statement of locking cats up being the "only way to protect birds and wildlife from furry feline hit squads" just isn't true.

Posted inCulture

OUr Picks for the Week of 4/8-4/16

The Source Fiction
Issue Reading Party
thursday 9
We thought
we'd say one more time, because we can, that we're having a reading
featuring all of the writers featured in our fiction issue. All five
writers will be in attendance and reading from their published pieces
and more. 7pm Thursday, Apr 9. Between the Covers, 645 NW Delaware Ave.
Northwest Hoop Gathering
friday-sunday, 10-12
According
to local hoop guru Mollie "Hoopdazzle" Hogan, Bend has become a hotspot
for this gyrating sport/artform, which is illustrated by this massive
gathering of hoopers from around the world. Hoopers of all ability
levels are welcome to attend this event that includes big names in
hooping like Hoopgirl, Hoopalicious, Spiral and Baxter. According to
Hogan, "This is equivalent to having Lance Armstrong teach a cycling
class during the Cascade Cycling Classic, or having Mick Jagger teach a
guitar class." Tickets available at hoopdazzle.com or at
northwesthoopgathering.com. Summit High School, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr.

Posted inNews

Waiting for the Sounds of Summer: Bend’s summer music landscape fights to maintain its reputation

The weather in Bend last Memorial Day wasn't ideal for being outdoors in any capacity. Actually, that's an understatement. Save a freak snowstorm, there wasn't much that could have made the weather worse than it was - cold temperatures, gusting winds, and downpours followed by a lingering drizzle erased any memory of the week prior, which saw record highs in our region.

But still, downpours and all, there was plenty of life to be found down at the Les Schwab Amphitheater where promoters had siphoned off some of the high-profile headliners of the Sasquatch Festival going down at Washington's Gorge Amphitheater to create a de facto three-day festival here in Bend.The lineup included a string of shows that included names like Michael Franti and Spearhead, Built to Spill, the Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie and Modest Mouse.
Sasquatch is taking place once again over the Memorial Day weekend, but we won't benefit from any Sasquatch run off here in Bend this time around. Promoters say that the options for bands playing Sasquatch either weren't a good fit for the Amphitheater or didn't make sense economically to produce. But they insist that the summer LSA lineup will remain strong in a time when our local music landscape-known throughout the region for the prolific amount of high-profile shows we attract despite our sub-100,000 population - seems to be in a state of flux. So far the only shows announced for the LSA are pop-country stars Sugarland (who cancelled their 2007 Bend appearance due to illness) in late July and an early September Bonnie Raitt and Taj Mahal gig on September 5. Monqui, however, says that two other shows have been booked and another booking - which would bring the total summer number of concerts to five - is in the works.

Posted inOpinion

Planet of the Apes

In response to the article in I Love Television, "Escape From Eden of the Chimps," whomever wrote this article really needs to get a few things straight before actually opening your mouth and writing these thoughts down. To begin with, if you are going to reference an animal, get the species correct! It is ridiculous to begin reading something about "monkeys" when you are in fact referring to the great ape, chimpanzee.

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