The milkman always rings twice. You can try to distract me, Kevin Smith, but despite the gratuitous
nudity, rampant profanity and every euphemism for male and female
genitalia in existence, Zack and Miri Make a Porno is full of poorly
written dialogue, boring characters and sentimentality that plays
cheesy and awkward.
Zack (Seth Rogen, Knocked Up) and Miri (Elizabeth
Banks, Definitely, Maybe) are high school best friends come roommates
that are struggling to pay the bills. The night of their 10-year high
school reunion they come home to find their utilities shut off. Huddled
around a trash can fire in their living room, they decide in a flash of
entrepreneurialship to make a porno.
Get A Real Porno: Zack and Miri make a forgettable movie
Quick Bites: Good, Cheap Eats on Northbound 97
Not to worry, the world still revolves around Bend. But for times when you are forced – by death or marriage – to leave Bend, where will you eat along the way?
For many years, my trips northbound on Highway 97 to Portland or Seattle were punctuated by visits to Pepe’s in Madras. I swore up and down that Pepe’s was the only decent food to be had between our fair berg and the Northwest’s culinary utopias. When I say decent, I just mean food prepared by real cooks – versus pimply faced teenagers – in an owner-run establishment. When Pepe’s temporarily closed last year, I reluctantly embarked on a deeper search into my roadside dining options
Quick Bites: Good, Cheap Eats on Northbound 97
Not to worry, the world still revolves around Bend. But for times when you are forced - by death or marriage - to leave Bend, where will you eat along the way?
For many years, my trips northbound on Highway 97 to Portland or Seattle were punctuated by visits to Pepe's in Madras. I swore up and down that Pepe's was the only decent food to be had between our fair berg and the Northwest's culinary utopias. When I say decent, I just mean food prepared by real cooks - versus pimply faced teenagers - in an owner-run establishment. When Pepe's temporarily closed last year, I reluctantly embarked on a deeper search into my roadside dining options
Bend’s Godmother of Dining: Pine Tavern offers lessons only history can teach
Seeing the forest for the trees. In Bend’s increasingly volatile dining scene, Pine Tavern is a
stalwart. Established in 1936, it has perfected the recipe for success
in the restaurant business: a warm and comfortable atmosphere,
impeccable service, and, of course, great food. The oft-mentioned lore
of the place is certainly a draw, notably the 250-year-old live
ponderosa pine tree growing through the middle of the main dining room.
Others come for the setting. You’ll find some of Bend’s most
sought-after tables on the patio overlooking the Deschutes during the
summer and, when the nights get cold, some of the coziest in the dimly
lit lounge. Some patrons wait for the special menus that are offered
periodically. In fact, I returned last week to check out the featured
“Taste the Pastabilities” menu.
Bend’s Godmother of Dining: Pine Tavern offers lessons only history can teach
Seeing the forest for the trees. In Bend's increasingly volatile dining scene, Pine Tavern is a
stalwart. Established in 1936, it has perfected the recipe for success
in the restaurant business: a warm and comfortable atmosphere,
impeccable service, and, of course, great food. The oft-mentioned lore
of the place is certainly a draw, notably the 250-year-old live
ponderosa pine tree growing through the middle of the main dining room.
Others come for the setting. You'll find some of Bend's most
sought-after tables on the patio overlooking the Deschutes during the
summer and, when the nights get cold, some of the coziest in the dimly
lit lounge. Some patrons wait for the special menus that are offered
periodically. In fact, I returned last week to check out the featured
"Taste the Pastabilities" menu.
The Last Rockers: The Commercial Underground is about as much of a rock band as you’ll find
The Commercial Underground: Real rockers.The Commercial Underground is about as much of a rock band as you're likely to find in these parts.
Party on Bend, Party On: GWAR, a snowboarding movie, metal and Jackass antics all in one sitting
You should see these guys on a snowboard.In today's Ritalin-filled youth culture, it seems that the under 25 crowd can be hard to please. We're hard to shock, hard to motivate and hard to entertain with an attention span that seems to get increasingly shorter every year. The economic downturn isn't exactly helping the entertainment scene either. This could be why more and more promoters are pulling out all the stops to try to get people in the door for shows. Case in point: this week, Midtown hosting a joint movie premier and metal show complete with major product giveaways and a TV personality to host it all.
Youthful Bend snowboarding and metal enthusiasts start the night off with Toxic Holocaust, move on to Kingdom of Sorrow, view Mack Dawg's Down With People, get tossed snowboarding gear then end the night spattered in (fake) bodily fluids and blood from their GWAR "experience" all while being entertained by Jackass's "Danger" Ehren McGehee.
Playing in the Band: Keller Williams has an all-star band and a grip on the shrinking jam band scene
Oh Keller (third from left) you're so funny.A lot of people originally went to see Keller Williams expressly
because the musician didn't have a band behind him. But now, after more
than a decade of touring, people are rushing to see him because he does
have a band playing with him - rather than the loops and
multi-instrumentational wizardry that's built his reputation.
Williams,
who's not a single-name diva by any means yet is often referred to by
fans on a first-name basis, unveiled the WMDS a couple years back, but
has since moved away from the timely acronym (after learning there was
another band going by that moniker) opting rather to dish out all the
members of the band, calling it Keller Williams with Moseley, Droll and
Sipe. That might sound like a law firm to some, but for devoted live
music fans, it's much more than a list of names - it's a venerated
who's who of improvisational musicians. Keith Moseley played base in
the String Cheese Incident, Gibb Droll is as genius of a guitar player
as there is on the touring circuit and Jeff Sipe is the percussive
powerhouse that once anchored the cult jam band Aquarium Rescue Unit
and toured with Leftover Salmon.
Random Wanderings on the Morning After
The most surprising thing about this election to The Eye is how blue Deschutes County turned out to be.
Election Night Mix Tape
Election Day is a strangely stressful time for some yet perhaps a relieving moment for others who would just as soon put their hand in a waffle iron rather than watch another nasty TV attack ad. Depending on your views, tomorrow night is either going to be a time to pour a celebratory glass of champagne or an emotion-numbing goblet of bourbon to prepare you for the next few years of the political landscape.

