Editor's note: Last week we ran Pt. 1 of this great Old Timey letter. We are proud to bring you the exciting conclusion of this rare serialized series.
[ring, ring…]
"Hello?"
"Speckman? This is Benny Facter, I'm calling on behalf of O.W.E.D. Me and the boys have been talking, and while we appreciate what you did at the meeting last night, we've got a new plan. Now I know we originally wanted y'all to force an election for us, but it turns out this economy has hit some of my friends pretty hard. Jack Pott has spent a lot of dough getting his land into the UGB, and Owen Monie has a 70 home subdivision just sitting there vacant. So we all met out at Pronghorn this morning and Phil Mabank suggested we forget about this damn election and focus our energy on flipping one of the 3 holdouts on the council."
Eric Flowers
Thank You
This week's letter comes from Tania Enoch who relays a well-earned thank you to a nameless stranger who may have saved her son's life. Thanks to Tania for the letter and thanks to the mystery man who, in a world of watchers, chose to stop and do something when it mattered.
Tania we've got a pound of Strictly Organic coffee for your winning letter, which you can scoop at our offices, 704 NW Georgia. We'll let Karma take care of the Good Samaritan.
My husband and I were driving home from the library last Friday with our two little boys when we decided to stop at a business on Franklin Street that we had never seen before. While we were looking around the employees propped open the door, no doubt because of the beautiful weather that day.
Know the Risks
It has been interesting following bio-identical hormone therapy in the news media lately. There have been at a minimum three Oprah shows, and an article
in the February issue of O magazine. Suzanne Somers has been writing about this for years, and one of her latest books focuses on this topic primarily. Having graduated 20 years ago this summer from naturopathic medical school and prescribing these medicines for almost as long, it has been fascinating to see how this treatment modality is reaching a fever pitch pace. From clinical experience there is much more to this than simply "Hormone replacement therapy."
Thanks for Nothing
So President Obama has signed the Stimulus Bill to start us on the road to recovery. What I would like to know is, 'How this is going to help people who didn't do dumb stuff like take out a loan on a house that was overpriced and over(ly) large, spend to the limit on too many credit cards, and generally live beyond their means?'
The way I read it is that I now own a couple of banks, and part of a couple of car companies.
The Cops are Alright
I feel compelled to respond, albeit indirectly, to last week's letter/tirade by Anonymous. I wish to describe my own, recent personal experience with the Bend Police Department.
The Salary Question
It takes a special kind of temperament to coach competitive sports at any level. In the amateur world it's usually a parent or some dedicated volunteer who is willing to put in long hours for little or no pay to give young athletes the kind of chance that they themselves had as kids.
The Tramp Stamp: A shot for the lowest common denominator
Line em up, knock em downAs Obama sweeps the country with hope and transformation, might there also be change in what is perhaps the most obnoxious way that girls garner attention at the bar-the girl-on-girl make out session? Yes, we have all seen it. Some drunk girl notices that no men have lavished any attention on her so she grabs her best friend by the face and forces her tongue down the back of her throat. Her friend (no stranger to the game) sloppily kisses back never failing to run her hands through her friends hair and to let out some sort of “I-once-watched-a-porno” moan.
The Tramp Stamp: A shot for the lowest common denominator
Line em up, knock em downAs Obama sweeps the country with hope and transformation, might there also be change in what is perhaps the most obnoxious way that girls garner attention at the bar-the girl-on-girl make out session? Yes, we have all seen it. Some drunk girl notices that no men have lavished any attention on her so she grabs her best friend by the face and forces her tongue down the back of her throat. Her friend (no stranger to the game) sloppily kisses back never failing to run her hands through her friends hair and to let out some sort of "I-once-watched-a-porno" moan.
An Artist’s Touch: Holly Hutton is a mother, artist & advocate
Next stop: Burning Man
Holly Hutton relied on government assistance like food stamps and daycare subsidies when she became a broke single mom, long ago.
“It made me aware of what that was like, how people treated you. Some people cared. Some people treated me like a number,” she said.
Things are different for Hutton now. She spends her days on the other side of the social services table as the deputy director of NeighborImpact, an organization that helps the impoverished. Her own experiences sharpened her sensitivity to those seeking help. She constantly reminds staff to prioritize the people, to not get distracted by the paperwork.
Vote Yes to Protect Our Water
According to the law of gravity, what goes up must come down. According to the law of sewage, what goes down will keep going down unless something stops it.
That, in the most elementary form, is what the controversy over southern Deschutes County septic systems is all about.
There are something like 6,400 homes in the LaPine/Sunriver area that are not hooked into any sewer system. Those homes rely on septic systems - basically tanks in the ground that hold the noxious gunk until it can be pumped out. Some of those tanks - nobody is sure how many - leak.

