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They’ll Be Back: Action is Terminator’s salvation

You’re lucky you’re not a stage hand, my friend…Terminator Salvation could very well be the best action blockbuster of
the summer and by far the best of 2009. This flick excels in delivering
non-stop and well-timed action scenes without skimping on plot. As a
great, high energy battle-for-survival adventure, Terminator
Salvation's level of intensity never stops.

The prequel to the first
Terminator takes place in 2018 wherein John Connor (Christian Bale) has
to find and save young Kyle Reese (Anton Yelchin of Charlie Bartlett
fame) from the artificial intelligence military organization Skynet
(based in a dilapidated San Francisco) and their robot machines. Connor
has to make sure Reese stays alive so he can eventually be sent to the
past to have sex with his mother so he (Connor) can be born. Got it?
Connor must then battle the terminator army and move mountains
(sometimes literally) to convince the underground resistance to help
save mankind from an evil transport machine while they attempt to
overthrow the machine-protected government. Introduced to move the plot
along, a new character, Marcus (Sam Worthington) helps to reveal the
underlying motives and prejudices of both sides. To the plot's credit,
it stands alone as an action flick, but also works well as the
beginning to the Terminator series, incorporating all the things any
loyal fan would pick up on (the photo of Sarah Connor from the
original, her recorded instructions to Connor). What works so well with
this flick is that it follows a bunch of distinct sub plots, from
Marcus' origin to Reese's underground resistance and capture to
Connor's quest and blatant disregard for authority against all odds.
Connor's motivational radio messages come across like a good version of
Mata Hari.

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Suds and Grub

Chef Matt Neltner from Deschutes Brewery with anothr perfect pairing.Any decent cooking or etiquette class arms you with the basic knowledge that red wines go

Chef Matt Neltner from Deschutes Brewery with anothr perfect pairing.Any decent cooking or etiquette class arms you with the basic knowledge that red wines go with dishes involving beef or game and white wines should be paired with fish or light chicken dishes.

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Book Review: Thanks for the Memories, George

Thanks For the Memories, George
By Mike Loew
Three Rivers Press
Reading
through to the end of Thanks For the Memories, George is not unlike
sitting down with friends for breakfast in a seedy diner the morning
after a brutal all-night bender on the town. Somewhere deep down, you
know exactly what happened, but you need to have it all recounted to
you - even the embarrassingly awful parts - just to make sure that it
really happened.
Mike Loew, a contributor to the hilariously
satirical Onion, uses this look back at the Bush presidency to remind
us that the last eight years were really not too far off from a long
and especially brutal bender. And now Loew is here to sit us down in
that diner and tell us what the hell just happened.

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A Good Thumping

No one can escape the excitement leading up to the Pole, Pedal, Paddle in Bend. And the bar was no exception. Our sites were set high on beating our bitter rival, Thump Coffee. One might think that after my last experience at the PPP, I would never return to compete, but alas I relented.
Three years ago, my husband and I tackled the challenge. We were sporty, in good shape and avid outdoorsmen; how could we not battle in Bend’s ultimate contest? Brad was off to a swift start and came quickly down the mountain to jump right into the skate ski. Neither of us skate skied, but figured “how hard can it be?” As we began screaming at one another because Brad couldn’t get his boot into the rental ski bindings, I recognized that we didn’t have a damn clue what we were doing. Brad kept the skis on for about 10 minutes when he figured he’d be faster in an ungainly snow jog as bright yellow spandex whisked by. For over an hour, I stood patiently at my bike with cold cramped feet and an attitude that greatly improved once it occurred to me to wait in the car. A loud knock and a wicked scowl scared me onto the bike where I pedaled swiftly down the mountain and got to the run where my legs were jello. For the first mile I could barely stand much less run and I had to piss like a racehorse so all I could focus on was finding some sort of privacy. I tagged Brad at the paddle, where he paddled the entire length in a six-foot creek boat with perfect strokes as school children with upside-down paddles passed him in 17-foot race boats. By the time I got to the sprint, the damage had been done. We knew that we hadn’t been competitive, but when we saw our names last in our class, we had to admit to the world that we were losers.

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Bikini Kill: The first deliberate attempt to lower the bar

MEETING TRANSCRIPT:
Head Corporate Communications D3Publisher of America Inc.; Head Tamsoft Marketing
Translate from Japanese original by global corporate communications (Intern G. Haku)
"See. Kind of skimpy cowboy showgirl Amazon outfit."

"In heels."
"Yes,
in heels. And in 3D! But options. See… silvery single-thread thong.
Also schoolgirl outfit. All options. And then the zombies arrive and
then 'Point Get'!"
"She's a panting schoolgirl getting chased by zombies?"
"But
she has the sword of blood for killing the zombies. See the zombie legs
totter towards her! And yet she will slay them mercilessly!"
"So sort of a Castlevania meets, I don't know, Showgirls?"
"Yes,
showgirls! And show girls taking the strong and interesting route to
power. Young girl power. They demonstrate joyous power."
"She's pretty joyous. She's jiggling a lot."
"She fights the hulk of quivering blood."

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Lofty Expectations: Pixar’s Up plays its best card early, leaving simple summer adventure

I told you pesky kids to stay off my porch.Early in Up-the tenth feature from the cinematic quality machine called
Pixar-there's a sequence that distills all of the best that the
animation powerhouse brings to filmmaking. After a brief prologue
introducing us to a pair of simpatico kids named Carl and Ellie in the
1930s, we watch without a word of dialogue as the childhood friends
become sweethearts, then follow them through 50 years of married life.

As
Up moves into its primary storyline, that's the challenge
co-writer/director Pete Docter (Monsters, Inc.) faces. In the present
day, Carl (Edward Asner) is now a curmudgeonly septuagenarian, living
alone in his house while high-rise development goes on around him.
Facing the prospect of life in a retirement home, Carl instead sends a
massive cascade of balloons through his chimney, launching the house
into the air with a plan to head to a remote South American jungle
There's also an unexpected hitchhiker: Russell (Jordan Nagai), a young
Wilderness Explorer who didn't take the hint that Carl didn't want to
be helped across the street.

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Enliven Up!: Twisting pretzel regime needs a boost

Filmmaker and yoga enthusiast Kate Churchill had a goal for her
documentary: find a novice yoga student and give him six months to
transform physically and spiritually through yoga. She picks Nick
Rosen, a rock climber/journalist whose father is a corporate lawyer and
mother is a shaman healer. She introduces Nick to many of the American
"Baskin Robbins choices" of yoga, and then takes him to India to learn
directly from the great masters.

Enlighten Up! skims the surface of
every encounter, not to mention yoga in general. And the by-the-numbers
documentary has its moments, but not enough of them. Beginning with
talking head testimonials from internationally known yoga instructors
who explain that there are exceptions and contradictions to all rules,
it briefly cuts back and forth with mixed messages and innuendoes
instead of information. It's easy to tell from the first five minutes
that Nick isn't going to get it. Even as every single spiritual guru
tells him that "the brain is not the boss," "don't dwell on thoughts,"
"keep practicing yoga and let it happen," Nick constantly resists and
stonewalls.
While the focus is on Nick the skeptic, the
narration amateurishly switches between Nick and Kate, with both
figures having dramatic moments. Thanks to Kate's off-camera remarks
and input, it's obvious she is being affected by the events in the
film. But behind the scenes, she proves to be more distracting than
beneficial.

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Hard Touring Schedule or Hard Time? Road warriors Larry and His Flask fight on tour and in jail

Larry lays it on the line. It could be argued, and argued quite convincingly, that there is no harder touring band in Central Oregon than

Larry lays it on the line. It could be argued, and argued quite convincingly, that there is no harder touring band in Central Oregon than Larry and His Flask. Even before the Redmond-based outfit went from a hard-driving punk outfit to a gang of raucous Americana pranksters, these often-grizzly looking gentlemen were rampaging across the country (as well as Canada and Mexico) sometimes leaving home for months at a time.

From the crowd, all we see is the band take the stage, play its set, perhaps tell a few humorous stories in between cuts, wrap up the show and then they're gone - out of our consciousness until the bus (or van) rolls into town the next time around. But for a band like Larry and His Flask, there is much more that goes into touring than simply playing a string of shows. There's also, of course, a whole lot of driving. And there're also some wild cards that are sure to be dealt the band's way.
And LAHF hasn't been without its share of wildcards during its recent touring days. From jail cells to sleeping on dirty floors to playing street corners for extra cash - LAHF has seen it all.

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Paging Dr. Ninja: Another year of training for this warrior

TOKYO: SOON
Just like on the mountain, without the liftlines and cold toes.The city is a jewelbox spilled across the night. An
alleyway winds across the sprawl. Within its darkness, a young girl
lies curled up in a corner of rubbish. Coughing.

A narrow little
figure in the suit of a salaryman detaches himself from the passing
stream of citizens. Sweat blisters on his brow. A tipsy hitch in his
step-or slipshod animation? it's getting tough to tell-he stumbles
towards the girl and opens his mouth. Almost instantly he's infected.
He
speaks Japanese in English subtitles as she coughs some more and
shudders-subtitles on his part, mutation on hers. Muscles stretch
through her skin. Her body grows, changes. A purple tentacle erupts
from her, a spatter of blood from him. He is left shuddering, coughing
on the pavement in the alley in the city in the night.

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