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Ignorance Is Bliss

Dear Editor,
John Sabo's Opinion piece “Let Beck Shine A Light” (Source, 10-1) leaves me no choice but to congratulate him for having the stomach to listen to the Fox News “talk jocks” (David Brooks quote) and no doubt Rush too – his stomach must be cast iron! Sabo criticizes the Source writers who, “continue to bash these guys and this network,” justifiably so. If he's looking for sympathy I doubt that he'll get it.

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Stop and Smell the Poo

I am responding to Ace's negative response (Source Weekly, 9-24) to the lighthearted, humorous article on goose poop. Of course the Source Weekly could have filled that space with a more pressing issue – let's see there's the swine flu worry, the always ever fascinating question: “Why does the Forest Service insist on performing controlled burns during the nicest day of the year” thus yet forcing us to breathe even more smoke than we breathe during the actual fires – or even better: the weak education system in central Oregon.

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An Investment We Can Afford

While all you seem to see these days in the media are stories about how some corporations and their lobbyists are mad at the legislature for finally raising the $10 corporate minimum tax, there's a much larger group of Oregonians who are happy with the work the legislature did this session – Oregon's 80,000 uninsured children.
On October 1st, the two laws that the 2009 Legislature passed to provide Oregon kids with health insurance coverage go into effect. Many of us in the Legislature believe those two bills – HB 2009 and HB 2116 – will eventually be considered two of the most important bills we passed this session.
Unlike the debate over health care in our nation's capital, legislators from the House and Senate, Governor Kulongoski, hospitals, insurers, and providers came together to solve a problem that has been plaguing our state (and most other states) for decades… and we succeeded.

Posted inCulture

Let Them Eat Cake: Vogue editor Anna Wintour gets photoshopped in The September Issue

Vogue editor Anna Wintour gets photoshopped in The September Issue.

There is nothing in The September Issue that could be described with the normal documentary vocabulary. Director RJ Cutler does not probe, investigate, expose or provide much insight into the world of Vogue. What we get instead is an entertaining effort in rebranding.
The fashion industry has taken the blame in recent years for a variety of social ills – credit card debt, anorexia, teenage pregnancy, drug addiction and more. Fashion magazines and the thin models contained within are now the go-to scapegoat for low self-esteem and its ever-expanding list of consequences. When the recession hit, fingers were jabbed more fiercely and the key players fell out of favor alongside celebrities, or anyone else living luxuriously. This film pointedly includes a money shot of a model trussed up in a corset happily biting into a huge cream pastry. We don't, however, see if she swallows.

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Back To The Future: Surrogates' thought-provoking subject matter self-destructs in 10, 9, 8…

Surrogates' thought-provoking subject matter self-destructs in 10, 9, 8…

The concept of Surrogates might sound good, after all it's based on a graphic novel by Robert Venditti and Brett Weldel. Unfortunately, at the hands of the gang behind Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, it misfires, turning into a slow-paced, bland fiasco. This Disney fairy tale/sci-fi thriller plays out like an episode of Law and Order: Special Surrogates Unit – it's a glorified TV show without any redeeming qualities.
The opening provides background history through news footage: the crime rate is down dramatically now that everyone is living through robotic surrogate bodies. People seem to function with regular jobs and have non-stop fun with no apparent risk to their own bodies (beyond atrophy). Users at home operate sexy, physically perfect mechanical versions of themselves as they grow weak, feeble and unhealthy from dentist-chair-like recliners. That is until some craggy faced “meat bag” on a motorcycle yanks out a death ray and ices some surrogates, mysteriously killing their real users at home. This brings in surrogate FBI agents Greer and Peters (Bruce Willis, Rhada Mitchell) and a whole bunch of convoluted plot twists and turns. Apparently, things in a super-fake world just aren't as they seem. Agent Greer, forced to go solo, discovers a vast conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon. Abandoning his surrogate, he risks his life to unravel the mystery uncomfortably interacting with a city full of pretty mannequins.

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No Joking Around: Arkham faithfully recreates the franchise's noir feel

Arkham faithfully recreates the franchise's noir feel.

The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane – or just Arkham to the good citizens of Gotham – is the semi-permanent address of some of the world's most celebrated criminals. The Penguin, Two-Face and The Riddler have all made the crumbling madhouse-mansion their home at one time or another. And most of them have escaped, only to be captured and hauled back by their dedicated nemesis Batman.
But at the beginning of Batman: Arkham Asylum, the most famous inmate can't wait to get back inside. Joker has been caught again by Batman, and he's delighted that his old foe is escorting him back – so delighted that he promptly escapes and rolls out the welcome wagon. Within minutes, Joker has released the institution's collection of psychos and sociopaths. The inmates are running the asylum.

Posted inFood & Drink

Feeling So Good!

Mixology.

Been on vacation lately and thought you were feeling so much better for the much-needed rest and relaxation? Or could it be you spent a week downing blended drinks where there's a heap of anti-depressants in the drinking water? Why cities are afraid to post results of what's mingling in their municipal water supply is a real shame, especially since almost half of bottled water is really tap water. Cities could be using this information to their advantage for a whole new genre of marketing. Wouldn't it be great to choose your water according to your needs and desires?
Feeling a little run down, choose water from a source that has high levels of anti-biotics in it. Sport teams looking for a leg up, they can have their training camps where trenabolic and other anabolic steroids mingle in the drinking water. The entire art of mixology could change – as you certainly can't add pharmaceuticals to people's drinks – but you can add water.

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Look Who's Evil Now: Evil Dead gets a comedic makeover from the 2nd Street Theater

Evil Dead gets a comedic makeover from the 2nd Street Theater.

Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead (1981) was the first horror movie that had me falling out of my theater seat laughing. It was so gory and funny at the same time. It seems that co-directors Chris Kas and Sandy Klein have a similar intention with their production of Evil Dead: The Musical at the 2nd Street Theater. The musical is twisted, hilarious and something you might want to see more than once.
The Evil Dead movie was made on a shoestring budget and there's no denying its cult classic status, spawning two sequels and countless rip-offs. I initially thought that a musical adaptation would be sacrilege. Then I considered that Evil Dead 2 was actually a parody of the first film and Army of Darkness had hero Ash (Bruce Campbell) spewing one liners amidst Three Stooges-type humor, so why not a musical comedy? Garnering both Raimi and Campbell's seal of approval, Evil Dead: the Musical was born. The musical has been shown in Toronto, New York and Dallas, and this group in Bend takes on the project with plenty of gusto.

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The Land Of The Free: Polanski comes home, McVeigh exhumed, Facebook polls, and more

Polanski comes home, McVeigh exhumed, Facebook polls, and more.

The author has been sent on the road to discover a lost country formerly known as America. He is reporting from a Peanut Festival (where else?), wondering about allergies and, more so, the Polish sausage he just inhaled, on assignment for Or-Bust.com and The Source Weekly.
Osama, You're Next!
So maybe he did have sex with a 13-year-old girl and plead guilty to it in 1977, then fled to France so he wouldn't have to serve any time. But he couldn't accept his Oscar for Best Director for “The Pianist” in 2003 for fear of arrest – wasn't that punishment enough? Guess not: Someone in bankrupt and burning California (where teens having sex with actors is suddenly taboo) took the time to regularly track Polanski's whereabouts until, at last, the director was taken into custody while flying into Switzerland on Saturday. Of course France (where sex with minors is deemed chic) still sides with Polanski – an even dirtier old man at 76, however talented – with the country's culture minister citing the director's “exceptional artistic creation and human qualities.” Up Next: Michael Bay is arrested for “Pearl Harbor” and “Transformers 2.”

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Size Does Matter

Shrinkage and larger class sizes.

In H. Bruce Miller's recent article “Shrinkage Might Not Always be a Bad Thing,” he states, “Is a little shrinkage necessarily a bad thing? Certainly not for the schools. The overcrowding problem will be eased. Teacher/student ratios will improve and there'll be more of everything from library books to pencils to go around.”
Hmm. Well, some schools in the Bend-LaPine district are actually experiencing greater-than-projected enrollments this year, while others are indeed shrinking. Due to an equally diminished budget, hiring additional teachers is not an option for schools with expanding populations. Where do the needed teachers and administrators come from? They come from the schools that are shrinking, resulting in larger class sizes. As a specialist teacher at a school that has experienced a significant drop in enrollment and a few staff rearrangements, I can attest to the fact that in most grades, our classroom sizes have increased and our student/teacher ratios have gotten worse.

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