A Hard Yuck Story I’m a 34-year-old struggling comic. My girlfriend is a 29-year-old children’s therapist. We’ve been together for a year. She wants to move in with me, wants me to meet her parents โ adult relationship stuff that I don’t feel ready for now. I love her, but I live in a studio […]
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Free Will AstrologyโWeek of March 7
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Who was the model for Leonardo da Vinci’s iconic painting Mona Lisa? Many scholars think it was Italian noblewoman Lisa del Giocondo. Leonardo wanted her to feel comfortable during the long hours she sat for him, so he hired musicians to play for her and people with mellifluous voices to read […]
2019 Paw Pageant โย Vote!
Now’s the time to vote in the Source Weekly’s inaugural Paw Pageant! The winner will be featured in our new magazine “Central Oregon Pets,” which hits stands on March 28. Let the cuteness begin! VOTING HAS ENDED โ A WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE CENTRAL OREGON PETS MAGAZINE, ON STANDS MARCH 28TH!
Youth Hostile
I’m a 35-year-old woman who’s been married for a year to a 70-year-old man. My husband’s closest female friend is also one of his exes. He’s known her for 40 years. She’s a real sore point for me. She stayed at our apartment while we were away. She wouldn’t reply to any of my emails […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek of February 28
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Until the sixteenth century in much of Europe and the eighteenth century in Britain, the new year was celebrated in March. That made sense given the fact that the weather was growing noticeably warmer and it was time to plant the crops again. In my astrological opinion, the month of March […]
Weekend Warrior: Feb 22-24
It’s that time again โ where you start to ask yourself, “what’s up this weekend?” It’s been a busy week. Let us help you figure it out. Here’s a bit of what’s going on the next few days that can help turn you into a proper Weekend Warrior. Friday: Apres Ski Series: Sophistafunk This group […]
First Annual Paw Pageant
Is your pet the cutest? Are you just positive that your kitty is the cat’s meow? Is your pup so photogenic that emojis can’t even describe the level of cuteness that exudes from his or her little puppy face? Now is the time to show the entire world (or at least fellow Central Oregonians โand […]

