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This Modern World—week of March 25
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Spite Girl
To be human is to be occasionally explody
Spite Girl In my romantic relationships, conflicts bring out a side of me that I don’t like. I fly into a rage and end up making ugly comments I later regret. In the moment, it’s like I can’t stop. I’m shocked by the level of anger I have, and I’m afraid to enter relationships as […]
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What’s your Malitia?
Freedom Fighters, Elite Isolation Commandos, the Trap Keepers and Freakout Squad
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Free Will Astrology—Week of March 18
Have faith that the novelties you dream up will eventually have practical value
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): No one had ever proven that there was such a thing as electromagnetic waves until Piscean physicist Heinrich Hertz (1857–1894) did so in 1886. He was the innovator who first transmitted and received controlled radio waves. Alas, he didn’t think his breakthrough was useful. In 1890, he confessed, “I do not […]
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New Voter Suppression Laws are Being Introduced Across the Country
Reports of “fraud” are making people upset
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Free Will Astrology—Week of March 11
Finding a benevolent use for a previously taboo or wasted part of your life
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The bad news is that the narrow buffer zone between North Korea and South Korea is laced with landmines. Anyone who walks there is at risk for getting blown up. The good news is that because people avoid the place, it has become an unprecedented nature preserve—a wildlife refuge where endangered […]
