Brian Turner
This poet is the author of Here, Bullet a collection of poems centered on his time serving in the Army during the Iraq war. Turner, who Benjamin Percy called one of his favorites when he appeared in Bend last month, was on the ground in Iraq at the war's onset in 2003 and the poems in his debut collection recount some of those experiences. This year, Turner published his second collection of poems, Phantom Noise, which again gave readers a look into the Iraq war, in addition to a glimpse into the minds of the soldiers fighting the battles. Turner's poems are marked by highly descriptive, yet largely straightforward language delivered in a crisp voice and hearing him read should only further bring his pieces to life.
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it's not alllll good
They say things are done for the majority.
Don't believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. It's a lot like what my painter friend Donald said to me, “Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over. They're done.”
Saw 3D Sews it Up, or Does It? The Grand Guignol finale picks up the pace and pours on the gore
Finally, the saga of Jigsaw comes full circle and the Saw franchise comes to an end. Or does it? Seriously folks, can we really trust horror movie franchises to end? Just take a gander at Jason, Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers… they won't die.
I predict that there will be more Saw movies – maybe not right away, but in the very foreseeable future – and lots of them.
Man in a Box: Ryan Reynolds gives what might be the performance of the year in Buried
Buried tells the story of Paul Conroy (played by Ryan Reynolds) an American truck driver in Iraq whose convoy is attacked by Iraqi insurgents. Rather than simply kill him, they abduct and bury him in a wooden box several feet below the desert. His kidnappers leave him with a pencil, a Zippo, a Blackberry and some instructions for what they want him to do. If I told you any more, it wouldn't be fair because part of the fun of this movie is discovering things as Paul does. Suffice to say, we are just as stuck in the coffin as he is, only hearing what he hears through the phone and never leaving the coffin to get another point of view.
Escape From New York: What do with a couple of post-apocalyptic sweethearts…
Like all buddy-cop/true-love stories, Enslaved begins with the two main characters meeting under less-than-romantic circumstances. In this case, Monkey, a glowering tree-trunk of a man, and Trip, a ragdoll-haired brainy girl, are both slaves aboard an airship that crashes someplace in Brooklyn. Then, while Monkey is unconscious, Trip snaps a headband on him and programs it to electrify his brain if she dies. This, naturally, convinces him to protect her.
Your Failure, My Success
People often ask, “Hey, Wm.โข Steven Hump-Me! What is the secret of your success?” Well, that's a complicated question: How did I – a barely literate narcissist and sex addict born in the rabid goat-infested mountains of Lithuania – rise to the lofty position of America's most beloved television columnist? Well, frankly… I have YOU to thank.
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The Yard Dogs Road Show
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We gave you a heads up on this rock and roll “hobo cabaret” in last week's Halloween preview and if you're still in need of some costumed fun or some Burning Man flashbacks, check out Yard Dogs Road Show. It will remind you of the heyday of vaudeville, on the far off chance you know what “vaudeville” means. $20.50/adv or $25/door. All ages. 9pm. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave.
Trilogy of Error: Hereafter grasps at profundity by tying three dull stories together
Here's a handy tip for any aspiring screenwriter out there: Let's say you have three or four moderately interesting but half-baked story ideas and can't figure out how to develop any one of them into a feature-length narrative. Why don't you just combine them into a single script and make everything seem deeper and more profound than it really is?
Manipulation in the Digital World: Catfish casts its hooks into Facebook and the human psyche
It seems just about everyone is on Facebook these days. From your mom to your grandma to your boss, people you don't necessarily want to share every aspect of your digital identity with have sent you a friend request, but they aren't the only ones. You're also inundated with messages from people you've never met. Even before Facebook, the Internet provided a platform for people to “meet” other people from all over the world. We're more connected than ever before, but how do we know the people we are connecting with online are really who they say they are, and what happens when our “friends” aren't being exactly truthful about who they are? Earlier this month, The Social Network showed us the beginnings of a website that changed the way the world communicates. Now, Catfish takes that medium and documents the way it can be used to manipulate our perception of reality.
Invisible Monsters: Paranormal Activity 2 expertly ratchets up the tension, but forgets to pay it off
The found-footage genre is not for everyone, but for some reason it works for me like gangbusters. I saw Blair Witch before all the hype, so it scared the crap out of me and the original Paranormal Activity had me spellbound for most of its running time until the dodgy CGI-enhanced ending. The Internet tells me that people are sick of the found-footage genre because it's boring and nothing ever happens except at the end so this review comes with a caveat – if you hated Blair Witch or the original Paranormal Activity, then don't bother with this sequel because it doesn't break any new ground, but at the same time, it actually enriches the original and gives it an interesting mythology.

