Waldo Lake, in the high Cascades west of the Deschutes County border, is one of the most ultraoligotrophic lakes in the world. That fancy nine-dollar word means the water is clear – amazingly clear. Experiments have shown that objects in Waldo Lake can be seen at a depth of nearly 160 feet.
But whether Waldo Lake will continue to provide a near-pristine wilderness experience for Oregonians and visitors is far from clear. The state Marine Board appears to be on the verge of doing a flip-flop that will threaten the clarity and tranquility of the lake and its surroundings.
Editorial
Everything's Coming Up Roses and Straight Poop
Monday, Jan. 2
Flexing their missiles: Iran test-fires two long-range missiles, continues threatening to disrupt shipping through crucial Strait of Hormuz … Mission unaccomplished: Arab League observers admit they'd failed to stop violence in Syria, with 390 killed since they arrived three days ago … Bitter ending: Benjamin Colton Barnes, Iraq war veteran suspected of fatally shooting park ranger, found frozen to death in chest-deep snow in Mount Rainier National Park after massive manhunt … The force was with him: Bob Anderson, master swordsman who played Darth Vader in light-saber fights with Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, dies at 89 … Fashionistas of the gridiron: University of Oregon football team astonishes world with Darth Vader-like uniforms. In related development, Ducks beat Wisconsin 45-38 in Rose Bowl.
Going Down the Road to Conflict
conflict of interest – a situation that has the potential to undermine the impartiality of a person because of the possibility of a clash between the person’s self-interest and professional interest or public interest. Source: BusinessDictionary.com
It seems like a pretty simple concept, but we felt obliged to post that definition of “conflict of interest” because the Deschutes County commissioners appear to have a tough time grasping it.
Deschutes County is responsible for maintaining more than 900 miles of roads in unincorporated areas, and it's having an increasingly hard time finding enough money to do it. Tax revenues of all kinds have fallen off since the real estate bubble burst, and the payments the county gets from the federal government in lieu of timber receipts are shrinking and may soon disappear completely. This “perfect financial storm,” as the county calls it, has resulted in a shortfall of some $3 million a year in the county road maintenance budget.
This Is the First Straight Poop of the Rest of Your Life
Monday, Dec. 26
Guess they're considering the alternatives: Gallup Poll finds 47% of Americans approve of President Obama, first time since last summer that positive rating's been higher than negative … Now this is a shocker: Independent panel finds Japan wasn't prepared for disaster at Fukushima nuke plant … Arab “Spring” in December: Arab League observers arrive in Syria and tour city of Homs; residents say government troops fired mortars and machine guns at them … No spring in Moscow: After tens of thousands of demonstrators call for ouster of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, government says it's open to “dialogue” but won't give in to protesters' main demands … Oh, the indignity! Jennifer O'Neill, former personal assistant to Lady Gaga, sues ex-boss for $380,000 in overtime, complains she was forced to “ensure the promptness of a towel following a shower.”
Bogged Down on Mirror Pond
A river wants to be a river, not a pond. You can make a river behave like a pond for a while by putting a dam in front of it, but sooner or later – sooner if the pond is shallow – the area outside of the main channel will fill up with sediment and the river will go back to being a river again.
Therein lies the dilemma for the City of Bend, which for decades has been wrestling with what to do about Mirror Pond.
The pond, formed by a dam built a century ago, is often described as “the jewel of downtown Bend,” but that jewel has a tendency to tarnish. Silt keeps building up until the pond threatens to become a mud flat – a problem exacerbated by spring and summer irrigation flows, which wash soil away from riverbanks upstream.
Ring Out the Old Straight Poop, Ring In the New
Monday, Dec. 19
Flameout: Newt Gingrich's lead among Republicans evaporates; Gallup now has him in virtual tie with Mitt Romney … With friends like these: Website that promotes adultery endorses Gingrich, puts up billboard of him with caption: “Faithful Republican, Unfaithful Husband … The Daily Gaffe: Texas Gov. Rick Perry, fading fast in GOP presidential race, describes defunct Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il as “Kim Jong the Second.” Wonder what happened to Kim Jong the First? … No deal: With Department of Justice antitrust enforcers looking over its shoulder, AT&T drops plan to take over T-Mobile USA … Syria agrees to allow Arab League to send in monitors as violence rages on; UN says at least 5,000 killed since protests started in March … Stand by votre homme: Anne Sinclair, wife of sex scandal-plagued Dominique Strauss-Kahn, voted Woman of the Year in France.
The Realtors' Anti-Tax Power Play
We have nothing against realtors. Many of them are fine human beings and decent, upstanding citizens. As individuals, realtors are all right by us.
When they band together, though, they sometimes have all the charm of a pack of ravenous piranhas.
Current case in point: the Oregon Association of Realtors' campaign to write a ban on real estate transfer taxes into the state constitution.
A real estate transfer tax is a tax on real estate sales. Currently there's only one locality in Oregon that has such a tax: Washington County, which charges a fee of 0.1 percent – that's a puny one-tenth of one percent – on each property sale. On a $250,000 house, for example, the tax would be $250. The tax, paid by the sellers, brings in about $2.5 million a year for the county.
A Stocking Filled With Straight Poop for Good Girls and Boys
Monday, Dec. 12
On to the next war: President Obama and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki hold news conference to mark formal end of war in Iraq; “A new day is upon us,” Obama says … Meanwhile Iran refuses US request to return captured drone, demands apology instead … Putin's party poops out: Russian President Vladimir Putin's United Russia party stages rally in Moscow, but few show up – and many who do say they were forced to come … Heads may roll: Lowes catches flak for pulling ads for TLC's “All-American Muslim” reality show in response to complaint from right-wing group in Florida that it's “propaganda” … Heads do roll: Saudi Arabia confirms woman was beheaded for practicing “sorcery,” making total of 73 beheadings this year … The First Dude: Sarah Palin trying to pitch new reality show about husband Todd's career as champion snowmobile racer.
Occupying the Invisible Congressman
On Dec. 6, a group of constituents went to Rep. Greg Walden's office in Bend. The congressman wasn't there, which wasn't surprising; he rarely is. Other groups showed up at Walden's offices in Medford and LaGrande. (He wasn't there either.)
Holding signs saying We Are the 99 Percent and a banner that asked Where's Walden? The protesters demanded that Walden hold more town hall meetings in places where more of his constituents can conveniently attend.
The response of Walden's staffers to that perfectly reasonable request was to call the cops. A total of 14 Occupy Walden demonstrators were arrested, cited for criminal trespass, and ordered not to visit Walden's offices again unless invited.
Our Straight Poop Is Sometimes Naughty but Always Nice
Monday, Dec. 5
Not Putin' up with it anymore: Thousands take to streets in Moscow shouting “Death to Putin!” after Prime Minister Vladimir's party accused of rigging parliamentary elections … New Deal: German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Nikolas Sarkozy call for new European Union treaty that will punish countries for overspending … No exit sign: Afghan government says it'll need US troops until 2024 and US money until 2030 – at least … The Newt & Nancy Show: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says she has dirt on Newt Gingrich from 1990s ethics investigation and will use it; Newt says if she does it'll be a violation of congressional rules … Meanwhile investigation by Reuters finds Mitt Romney spent $100,000 to hide records when he left office as governor of Massachusetts … At least he wasn't flying: Federal Aviation Administration Administrator Randy Babbitt put on leave after DUI bust.

