As a pundit, it’s my job to explain why politicians do the things they do. Every now and then, however, a pol behaves so irrationally that I have to throw up my arms and ask: What the hell is this guy thinking?
That’s what Obama has me doing. For over two years. Why isn’t he worried about unemployment?
Thomas Frank wondered in “What’s the Matter with Kansas?” why Americans don’t vote their (liberal) self-interest. What I can’t figure out is why President Obama isn’t following his self-interest.
Obama says he wants a second term. I believe him. Every president wants one.
Opinion
CrossFit Critique Was Way Off
The biggest misconception about CrossFit is that it is “too intense” or “too hard” for “normal” people. I don’t know how many times I’ve talked to people and had them tell me they are scared to try it…obviously the writer of this blurb fits into that category and hasn’t done the research to back up his comments.
I’m not sure what exactly folks think happens in CrossFit gyms, it seems that maybe they think we show up, get yelled at and made to lift super heavy weights and wreck our bodies with no thought to our fitness level or goals.
The awesome thing about CrossFit is that EVERYTHING you do is scalable. Which means there are many movements you can substitute for the “prescribed” movements and this can change daily, weekly, monthly as your fitness level gets better and better. That is why it works! And CrossFit coaches are trained to make sure that everybody who shows up is doing the correct movements (in the correct way) for where they are at fitness wise.
Shut Up and Drive
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Bike Letter Was Right On
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Bend, Briefly
Deep in Leonardo da Vinci's Codex is the sketch of a siege machine. Pedal-powered by a dozen warriors, seeing this monster isn't the true terror – it's the screams. Joshua's horns fell Jericho yet the drunken beast that encircles Bend daily may topple High Desert society. Neighbors cringe and traffic crawls, add mescaline and a cart of chickens and the inevitable accident will defy description. Leonardo labeled his invention “Rolling Shit Show” (loosely translated) but even he couldn't foresee how mixing booze and altitude enables extremes.
Welcome back to Bend. Gray hairs more bitter, Bachman and Paul, sniper rifles selling well at pawn shops. Why do the panhandlers seem younger and pudgier; where did all of the geese go? And the white squatters' house with the lava foundation behind the library, wasn't that why we have a historic district? Oh how this urban verb purges after another economic bust!
Market Move Benefits All
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BEND'S BAGEL SCENE IS NOTHING SPECIAL
I love your annual “Best of Central Oregon” feature and I decided to test your tastes by purchasing some bagels from Rockin’ Daves, your best choice for bagels in Central Oregon. Your praise, to me, was excessively effusive.
DON'T TRASH BEND'S GARBAGE
While leaving my trash at the Knott Landfill yesterday I was exposed to what I believe was a misconception on what constitutes waste. What had recently been disposed of on the concrete floor of the landfill's dumpsite were many large boxes (some boxes appeared to be unopened) of brand new footwear. From the number and size of the boxes I would guesstimate 100 pairs of good footwear were included in this pile. I noticed colorful rubber boots, sandals, shoes and a tempting pair of hiking boots with what was probably a new pair of socks stuffed into one of the boots. I also noticed what appeared to be a perfectly good duffel bag as part of this pile of “trash.”
Rules of the Road Go Both Ways
I ride a bike to work. Sometimes, I drive. The friendly BPD (Bend Police Department) have been out in force lately ticketing cyclists, but this new push to make bicycling safer here in Bend needs to address both the cyclists AND the cars.
First, if you're on a bike, you're a vehicle. Period. Follow the rules of the road because, quite frankly, you make the rest of us look bad. Ride on the correct side of the road, in the bike lane if there is one. Don't fly down the downtown sidewalks; it's rude and unsafe and will get you an expensive ticket. Try to signal your turns. I can't read your mind, and it annoys me when I sit and wait for you, and then you turn.
Our Fresh Straight Poop Has Never Been More Affordable
Monday, Aug. 8
Life on the downgrade: Stock market resumes plunge on first Monday after Standard & Poor's lowers US credit rating; Dow drops 634 points … US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner rips S&P, says it has “shown really terrible judgment” … Street fighting men, and women: Rioting in Britain enters third day, spreads from London to Birmingham, Bristol and Liverpool … Oh, Jackie: British tabloid says ABC News has tape of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis blaming Lyndon Johnson for JFK's assassination, but ABC says report is “total nonsense” … Or is that “shafted”? Former Tiger Woods caddie and Sunriver resident Steve Williams has harsh words for ex-boss: “I’ve caddied for the guy for 12 years, I’ve been incredibly loyal to the guy and I got short-shrifted.”

