Take a number.Pole Pedal Paddle is only 10 weeks away. It's time to start thinking
about your training program. But the most important training technique
of all, in my opinion, has nothing to do with heart rate training
zones, lactic acid removal, 40-30-30 diets, intervals, overdistance or
visualization. It's specificity. In other words, the best thing to do
to prepare for racing PPP is to race PPP, or at least something like
it. Believe it or not, there are some other towns as obsessed with
outdoor sports as Bend, with equally crazy events. I like to put some
of these "other PPPs" on my race calendar.
Outside Features
Paper or Plastic?
Controversies in bowling usually range from what light beer should
be consumed to the preferred width of the diamonds on the classic King
Louie retro shirt.
Well, two weeks ago, the Professional Bowlers
Association ignited a much-needed publicity brouhaha when the tour held
its first limited equipment tournament, the GEICO Plastic Ball
Championship at Wheat Ridge, Colorado. Unlike regular PBA events, in
which players usually cart a baker's dozen or more bowling balls, the
rules of this event required all players to use the same old school
purple (yes, purple!) plastic ball.
How outdated is the plastic
ball? All-time tour wins leader Walter Ray Williams Jr. was the last
bowler to win with a plastic ball, capturing the 1993 Homestead
Classic. The two top players on the tour this season, Wes Malott and
Norm Duke, skipped the event with Malott registering his disdain for
the concept saying, "Nobody's asking Tiger Woods to use a wood driver
or Roger Federer to use a wood racket."
Spring Forward: Happy Days, Ski-O and Skin to Win
Spring Forward
King of the Cone surveying his KingdomHey, don't forget to get up at 2am this Sunday to turn
your clock forward one hour! Some people lament the loss of sleep time
but I usually throw a "Happiest Day of the Year" party which includes
looking for crocuses poking out of the ground, dusting off the bike or
kayak and planning summertime adventures. Oh, and filling out the PPP
registration form, of course, which is now available at www.mbsef.org.
Now that Spring Forward Day is in March, skis are still in the picture,
but if you're growing weary of the same old trails, these two upcoming
events are opportunities to try something new.
The Salary Question
It takes a special kind of temperament to coach competitive sports at any level. In the amateur world it's usually a parent or some dedicated volunteer who is willing to put in long hours for little or no pay to give young athletes the kind of chance that they themselves had as kids.
Keep the Karma Flowing: Share your passion – you never know what may come of it
When my Mom was growing up, girls were expected to wear dresses, look pretty and not cross over the center line on the basketball court. Lucky for me, I grew up in the age of Title IX, crossed half-court and got dirty. Even today though, sports and the outdoors are more a guy's realm, and many girls need encouragement to venture there. This week, I'd like to motivate you to thank someone who inspired you and to share your passion for the outdoors with someone new.
Carpe Diem: A Central Oregon dilemma
Winter is back! After a long drought, new snow arrived this past week just in time to make WinterFest feel like WinterFest and prevent local powderhounds from committing hara-kiri. In fact, it presented us with a classic Central Oregon dilemma: What is the best way to utilize a perfect powder weekend? Which, of course, is part of the much grander existential question of how to maximize a lifetime of powder, waves, singletrack, endorphins, full moons and sunshine. I've been pondering such things lately.
Underwater Pot and Dim Knights
Left Field doesn't really give a damn about Michael Phelps taking a
bong hit. And we're pleased that so many others don't care either.
After Kellogg's (the cereal and snack company that also employs other
cereal peddlers like Tony the Tiger, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop)
decided not to renew Phelps' sponsorship contract, the blogs have lit
up with voices decrying Kellogg's seemingly silly actions.
There
are even online petitions that have gathered a few thousand signatures
from individuals pledging to boycott Kellogg's products. Here's an
excerpt from one particularly hilarious petition: "The Kellogg's has
profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans
with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of
twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high."
Happy Valentine’s Day! Treat your sweetie to wax and Winterfest
WAXING POETIC
We're jammin'Valentine's Day is upon us and I'm sure you've planned a romantic getaway for your main squeeze, right? Well, if you're at a loss for what to do for your sporty sweetie, here's an idea. Personally, I think a bouquet of glide waxes and a poem on my doorstep would be quite romantic. Something like:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here's some Toko
So I can ski with You!
Everyone is familiar with the symbolism of roses of different colors, but why not "Say It with Wax?" Just follow the temperature chart to pick a wax to match the warmth of your feelings. With Toko, it's simple: Blue, Red or Yellow. Swix and Solda allow for more colorful bouquets and a wider range of feelings. Here's a quick guide to the Meaning of Wax:
Mid-Winter Stoke: A Postcard from Disney World
Dear Readers,
Greetings from sunny Orlando, Florida!
Driving away from the airport through a dead flat sea of urban sprawl on a jam-packed highway tossing quarters into tollbooth baskets, I thought about how much I missed Bend already. I'm here with Meg and Dave Chun to spend four days at Surf Expo, the biggest trade show for the surf industry, selling Kialoa stand-up paddles. Working in the surf biz is a pretty good gig, but even so, you sometimes have to pay your dues. Here, in the land of amusement parks, it's all about escaping reality. My love of surfing is all about connecting to the ocean, oneness with the water, the sun and the moon (what else would you expect from a Pisces?). Ironically, we couldn't be farther from that inside the cavernous, windowless Orange County Convention Center surrounded by thumping music, aisles of stickers and wax flotsam, and a flotilla of surfboards. But, some mid-winter stoke is a very good thing and I thought I'd send some along to the surfers in the crowd.
Super Bad
It's the Super Bowl this weekend, and while we can't
predict what will happen in the game - who knows, maybe the officials
will throw another championship to the Steelers (yes, Left Field is
still bitter about the Seahawks getting screwed in '06) - but we can
foresee a few events that will absolutely happen at your Super Bowl
Party.
1) Someone will bring a six-pack of Coors Light and one of your beer snob friends will lambaste them for it.
2)
One of your friends will spend the first quarter feeling out which team
the majority of partygoers are backing and spend the rest of the game
arbitrarily rooting on the opposite squad. Violence will ensue.
3) You will eat chili, Velveeta or a combination of the two.
4)
No less than four partygoers will find themselves horribly drunk by the
end of the game and have the worst Monday of their lives.

