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Swap and Tax: On being a gearhead in the New Economy

Dodging gates and taxes.The stock market is in the tank. Your 401K is now a 201K. A friend of
mine bought a Westside Bend house for $99,000 about 5 years ago and
sold it a year later for $175,000. That person resold it at the peak of
the bubble, for $275,000. Last week, I saw a "For Sale" sign in the
front yard–they're asking $99,000.

Given the current state of the
economy, it is no wonder that frugality is the new cool. A recent
Business Week article dubbed this the "New Age of Frugality." After an
era of gluttony, it's good to go back to the basics. But for outdoor
addicts like me, gear is an actual necessity that ranks highly on
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, probably right after food.
And, hey,
my bike can provide transportation and self-actualization all at the
same time, without polluting the environment. But why pony up $5,500
for that new carbon-fiber Orbea when you can find a screaming deal on a
slightly used titanium Litespeed listed by an ex-developer, realtor,
mortgage broker or restaurant owner on Craig's List. There's E-Bay,
too, and the used gear shops. Personally, I miss Second Season Sports
which provided me with a steady monthly income for years, which, of
course, I spent on more gear, so it was probably a breakeven
relationship at best. Repeat Performance and Gear Peddler have never
quite filled the gap for me, though I'm sure they do bang-up business
on extra large downhill boots for PPP at this time of year.
Interestingly, swap meets are popping up like daffodils this spring.
But be forewarned. Our cash-strapped government actually wants to tax
your gear!

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A Silent Slaughter: Slamming the door on our subsidized predator

Doing what they do.There's en email going around that shows the image of a house cat
emblazoned on the nose of private jet. I've received that cat e-mail
three times a week over the last few months, and every time I look at
it, I'm reminded that outdoor cats kill birds, and the killing is so
severe at my place that I have stopped feeding birds.

I have
neighbors on three (or more) sides of me that allow their cats to run
loose constantly. If they're not at my place killing quail and juncos,
they're somewhere else killing birds, cottontails, lizards, mice and
more birds. To make it even worse, there's a black cat and buff one
that join the other two and get into a catfight about every other
night, under my birdfeeder. That's four cats skulking around my place
killing birds; think of what that means on a statewide basis.

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7 Weeks ’til PPP! Train your weaknesses and a kick in the butt

Omigod, PPP is only seven weeks away! It sure has a way of sneaking up
on you – this column was supposed to be an eight-week training plan. Oh
well, no more procrastinating-let's put down those French truffles from
Costco and get off the couch!

JUSTIN'S TIPS
Go speed racer! Marshall Greene sets the pace. I caught up
recently with Justin Wadworth, eight-time winner of the PPP individual
title and now U.S. Ski Team World Cup Coach. He was back in Bend,
having just concluded a successful ski season.
"The main advice
I'd give someone doing the PPP solo for the first time is to back off
the training in the areas of your strengths, and try to focus on the
parts of the race that you have the least experience in. Train your
weakest areas, specifically the weakest areas of the race that may cost
you the most time. With that said, good technique can overshadow
fitness here, so take a lesson or two to gain the edge over your
competitors."

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The World of Oregon’s Weird Wildlife: Introducing you to a couple new species

The work beneath the gloves…You have to be alert while driving down the highway to observe some of
Oregon's more unique forms of wildlife. Take the photo above for
example. It isn't often you see one of the Giant Oregon Rock Worms, let
alone get close enough to have it almost bite your leg off – and they
can do it!

If you don't believe that, the next time you're driving
over the Santiam Pass to Salem, slow down after you go past Suttle Lake
and look at the face of the rocks opposite the lake. You can see the
long vertical tunnels some of the smaller rock worms make in the rock.
They are vertical to the surface, as rock worms keep their tails above
the ground (to breathe) as they dig down, and their flatulence is
powerful enough to blow the tunnel in half.
With just a little
imagination you can see what their teeth must be like, gnawing through
lava rock! It's no wonder my daughter Miriam was leaping away! Further
down the highway near Detroit Reservoir, you can see where ODOT and OSU
wildlife biologists have placed wire netting on the hillside in an
effort to capture rock worms and sell them to zoos in other states.

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Corned Beef Hash: On a hare’s trail in search of beer and fitness

The hounds take after the hare…and beer.Sometimes, I'm a little off-kilter, so to speak. Case in point: On St,
Patrick's Day, I ended up at a Mexican restaurant with a few friends. I
know McMenamins would have been the happening place to be, but the
seafood rellenos and the service (since we were the only ones there) at
Baltazar's was wonderful. But, hey, this is no restaurant review-I'll
leave that to the dining critic. The evening after St.Paddy's Day, I
partook in another off-kilter event known as a "Hash." Now that's
something you need to know about. By the way, some of what follows is
stolen from wikipedia, some from www.gthhh.com, the World Hash House
Harrier's website, and the rest I made up.

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Fun in the H2O: Solid or liquid, take your pick

Team "Learning to Fly" flew through the Hoodoo SnowathalonGiven its nickname, the High Desert is not exactly known for its
water-based recreational opportunities, but it's one of our little
secrets. What's cool about springtime here is that you can usually take
your pick between solid or liquid, even in the same weekend. Last
Friday, the mercury rose to 63 degrees in town. As I strolled along the
River Trail in the warm sunshine, I spotted Jayson Bowerman trolling
the river on his standup board, grinning, barefoot and shirtless. I
spent the next day in a blizzard at Hoodoo.

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The Other PPPs: PPP, R2R, Ski to Sea and G2G

Take a number.Pole Pedal Paddle is only 10 weeks away. It's time to start thinking
about your training program. But the most important training technique
of all, in my opinion, has nothing to do with heart rate training
zones, lactic acid removal, 40-30-30 diets, intervals, overdistance or
visualization. It's specificity. In other words, the best thing to do
to prepare for racing PPP is to race PPP, or at least something like
it. Believe it or not, there are some other towns as obsessed with
outdoor sports as Bend, with equally crazy events. I like to put some
of these "other PPPs" on my race calendar.

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Paper or Plastic?

Controversies in bowling usually range from what light beer should
be consumed to the preferred width of the diamonds on the classic King
Louie retro shirt.

Well, two weeks ago, the Professional Bowlers
Association ignited a much-needed publicity brouhaha when the tour held
its first limited equipment tournament, the GEICO Plastic Ball
Championship at Wheat Ridge, Colorado.  Unlike regular PBA events, in
which players usually cart a baker's dozen or more bowling balls, the
rules of this event required all players to use the same old school
purple (yes, purple!) plastic ball.
How outdated is the plastic
ball?  All-time tour wins leader Walter Ray Williams Jr. was the last
bowler to win with a plastic ball, capturing the 1993 Homestead
Classic. The two top players on the tour this season, Wes Malott and
Norm Duke, skipped the event with Malott registering his disdain for
the concept saying, "Nobody's asking Tiger Woods to use a wood driver
or Roger Federer to use a wood racket." 

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Our Winter Hawks: It can be a rough ride for rough-legs

Our winter visitors from the Arctic Circle, Rough-legged Hawks. The French name for our winter hawks is Buse pattue, the scientific
community recognizes them as Buteo lagopus, while birders know them as
Rough-legged Hawks. But, I call them Winter Hawks because that's the
only time of the year we see them. The rest of the year they're either
nesting up in the Far North, very close to and even on the Arctic
Circle, or they're moving back and forth on their long treks.

Rough-legged
Hawks are the heaviest of a tribe of soaring hawks known as Buteos
(which includes our common red-tailed hawk), a term that comes from the
old Latin Butzus which gave us the term, Buzzard. Rough-legged Hawks
weigh in at about three to five pounds (males smaller and lighter than
females), have a wing-span of over four feet and stay in the air almost
effortlessly by using atmospheric lift. They come by their name because
of the feathers that come all the way to their toes, a physical trait
that helps them keep their eggs warm in cold nights of the Far North.

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Spring Forward: Happy Days, Ski-O and Skin to Win

Spring Forward
King of the Cone surveying his KingdomHey, don't forget to get up at 2am this Sunday to turn
your clock forward one hour! Some people lament the loss of sleep time
but I usually throw a "Happiest Day of the Year" party which includes
looking for crocuses poking out of the ground, dusting off the bike or
kayak and planning summertime adventures. Oh, and filling out the PPP
registration form, of course, which is now available at www.mbsef.org.
Now that Spring Forward Day is in March, skis are still in the picture,
but if you're growing weary of the same old trails, these two upcoming
events are opportunities to try something new.

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