Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011

Jul 28 - Aug 3, 2011 / Vol. 15 / No. 30

Horner Hospitalized, Season Over

The injuries from Chris Horner's violent crash in last month's Tour de France continue to surface. Although Horner's most obvious trauma following the crash appeared to be a concussion, he can now add a blood clot to the growing list of injuries.

Sam Adams Says He Won’t Run for Re-Election

This just in: Portland Mayor Sam Adams has reportedly been calling his opponents with the announcement that he will not seek re-election in 2012. Here’s a statement just released by Adams: Dear Portlander,

I am finishing a long-scheduled, and much appreciated, week-long “staycation.

Jerry Joseph Tonight in Bend

We highlighted this show in last week’s Picks section, but by and large, Jerry Joseph’s show tonight at the NEW Astro Lounge location on Bond Street has flown under the live music radar. If you don’t know, Joseph is the leader of The Jackmormons as well as a member of Stockholm Syndrome.

Portland’s Next Mayor: The Contenders

Will it matter to Central Oregon who Portland’s next Mayor is? Maybe not, but to keep our readers current, the incumbent Sam Adams has had some PR difficulties since taking office centered around the fact he lied about having an affair with a young man before his 18th birthday during Adams’ first campaign. In 2009,โ€ฆ

Trying to Steal Our Stash: Imposters in our garage

Imagine our surprise when opened our garage this morning, and found a neighborhood character happily helping himself to beer from our kegerator! In nice weather, we typically leave the garage door up, but we had foolishly left the kegerator, which is normally kept close to our desks, in the garage. We didn’t realize we wereโ€ฆ

Weighing Benefits of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries

We’ve done quite a bit of reporting on medical marijuana over the past couple of years and recently ran this story on Bend’s marijuana collectives. The issue isn’t always easy to understand, given all the gray area that exists in Oregon’s medical pot laws.

New Brett Dennen Video Features Bend, Oregon!

I was just taking a look at the new Brett Dennen video for his song “Comeback Kid (That’s My Dog)” and all of the sudden was all like, “Whoa, I think I just spotted someone I know!” That’s because parts of the video were filmed at Dennen’s early June show at the Athletic Club ofโ€ฆ

Win Tickets to This Weekend’s Volcanic Funk Fest

This weekend, the Century Center in Bend is transforming into a little slice of New Orleans with the Volcanic Funk Fest, which I previewed in this week’s issue. The festival, taking place on Saturday and Sunday, features some big names in the funk world, including Big Sam’s Funky Nation, Orgone, Cast of Clowns and plentyโ€ฆ

Rattlesnake Hysteria Calm down, snakes aren't that dangerous

Every year at about this time, rattlesnake hysteria breaks out all across the West. Just the other day one person was bitten by a rattlesnake in one of the national parks in California, now parks personnel are going out in the field wearing snake protection on their legs and footwear. Last week, I received anโ€ฆ

Weenie Dogs are Worse

Look, I have nothing against Shark Week. Indeed, this annual weeklong television tribute to those finny, ass-chomping murderers of the deep is just as anticipated in the Humpy household as Christmas, Easter, and all those other made up holidays. HOWEVER! All I'm saying is that the Discovery Channel could devote the occasional week to aโ€ฆ

Deschutes County Shoots the Messenger

In ancient times, the legends say, potentates used to execute messengers who dared to bring them bad news. The custom of literally killing the messenger appears to have died out, but they're still metaphorically killing messengers in Deschutes County. The Deschutes Economic Alliance is a group that's trying to find some way for Deschutes Countyโ€ฆ

Certified Fresh Straight Poop: It’s Good For You

Monday, July 18Stranger and stranger: John Hoare, former reporter who first blew the whistle on phone-hacking by Rupert Murdoch's News of the World, found dead in his apartment … John Yates, assistant commissioner of Scotland Yard, quits, following lead of top cop Sir Paul Stephenson … Pranksters hack website of Murdoch's The Sun tabloid, postโ€ฆ

Wasca-We Wabbits

Hooray for Jim Anderson for the great article on our jackrabbits. I hope it is read by millions and that every hunter in Central Oregon lays off killing them.

Cutting Kermit and His Friends

If you wanted to reduce the federal debt, would your top priorities be eliminating public television, pollution controls, and head-start programs? These are strange times in all capitols, but perhaps the strangest in Washington is the disconnect between the stated objective – restoring fiscal balance – and the means the House of Representatives has chosen,โ€ฆ

Some Drivers Are Bikers, Too

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Shout Out to Juniper

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On the Mariners Losing Streak

Update: At about 1:15 local time, the Mariners 17-game losing streak came to an end with a 9-2 win over the Yankees. Consider this an obituary to the worst run of loses in Mariners history.


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