I’m so tired of reading about these idiots so broken up about the thinning of the geese flock. Do they realize they got eaten?

I was in Drake Park this weekend and it was awesome not to have to wipe goose sh*t off my kids flip-flops every ten feet. They’re still geese everywhere, by the way. Looks like they have another 100 or so to go, in my opinion.

– Doug Westerhoff

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A Good Start

by Source Weekly, The Source - Bend, Oregon
July 21, 2010

<h1>A Good Start</h1> <p class="byline">by Source Weekly, The Source - Bend, Oregon <br />July 21, 2010</p> <p>I&apos;m so tired of reading about these idiots so broken up about the thinning of the geese flock. Do they realize they got eaten?</p> <p />I was in Drake Park this weekend and it was awesome not to have to wipe goose sh*t off my kids flip-flops every ten feet. They&apos;re still geese everywhere, by the way. Looks like they have another 100 or so to go, in my opinion.<br /> </p> <p align="right"><em>- Doug Westerhoff</em></p> <p>This &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/opinion/a-good-start-2135925/&quot;&gt;article&lt;/a&gt; first appeared on &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com&quot;&gt;The Source - Bend, Oregon&lt;/a&gt; and is republished here under a &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/&quot;&gt;Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;img src=&quot;https://i0.wp.com/www.bendsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/cropped-Untitled-design-4.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;amp;ssl=1&quot; style=&quot;width:1em;height:1em;margin-left:10px;&quot;&gt;</p> &lt;img id=&quot;republication-tracker-tool-source&quot; src=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/?republication-pixel=true&amp;post=16296&quot; style=&quot;width:1px;height:1px;&quot;&gt;&lt;script&gt; PARSELY = { autotrack: false, onload: function() { PARSELY.beacon.trackPageView({ url: &quot;https://www.bendsource.com/opinion/a-good-start-2135925/&quot;, urlref: window.location.href }); } } &lt;/script&gt; &lt;script id=&quot;parsely-cfg&quot; src=&quot;//cdn.parsely.com/keys/bendsource.com/p.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;

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