So Doitchin Krasev, the dickhead formerly known as “Jason Evers” is in jail. But here’s the thing: He’s soooo in love with his girlfriend that he wants to marry her. Cute, right? Never mind that he has no identification as Doitchin Krasev and is being held in Portland on federal passport falsification charges and that he might get deported back to Bulgaria – he’s in love. But if we’re going to have laws in this country about who can and can’t get married, people sitting in jail on federal charges accusing them of being identity-stealing a-holes should be on the “not allowed to marry” side of things. That means you, Doitchin. WTF?
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2010.








Cold Call-Kyle Simonsen: “If he is not gay…definitely his prerogative…definitely glad…” First off, ALL people should have the RIGHT to marry and it is unfortunate people choose to be ignorant one this topic. As far as being incarcerated, he should be thinking about his crime, not planning a wedding.(to add, his wanting to get married seems a bit suspicious). Second, apparently he thought it was his prerogative to falsify his identity, which would make one think about his choices on prerogatives. Lastly you’re glad, why? I think your opinion is “definitely” worded poorly! A little shocked it was printed. WTF