It seemed easy enough. Iโd guided rafts through the Big Eddy stretch hundreds of times, I thought, as I sat in my little yellow kayak above the rapids. And Iโd kayaked plenty of class IIIs and IVs.
But none of them were so thoroughly lined with lava rocks as sharp as these.
All summer long, Iโd played the โshould I or shouldnโt I?โ game with this stretchโthe rocks in the river here, just above Lava Island, are young, geologically speaking, and razor sharp.
But as the raft of a friend who would run safety for me rounded a bend, I knew my summerโs worth of contemplating was over.
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โOne last run?โ Owen called to me from his raft filled with guests.
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As they dropped into the first rapid and out of sight, I paddled out into the current. No turning back now, I thought.
Itโs not that Big Eddy is a particularly hard stretch, but ask a guide and theyโll share a story of witnessing any number of peopleโs mistakes. โCarnage,โ theyโll call it.
Itโs plenty safe in a raft with a guide who knows the line. But in a small kayak thereโs less room for error and more chance of finding oneself head down in a river chock full of those rocks.
I punched through the first rapid cleanly, took a breath and set my sights on โThe Notch,โ the stretchโs trickiest rapid. There the river bends hard to the left because of a lava rock wall on the right. On the left side, the river pours over a ledge, creating an aisle of turbulent whitewater in the middle. Itโs a stretch that can suddenly push or pull a small boat.
I knew the line I wanted, I knew if I kept paddling Iโd keep my balance just fine. I took a breath and went for it.
Still focused, I charged through to the next hit, โSouse Hole.โ
Thrilled to have come through the stretchโs more difficult features cleanly, I paddled by Owen whoโd pulled his raft into an eddy. I smiled and headed for the lesser class IIIs that complete the run.
But, you should never underestimate a river.
I paddled toward โThe Three Stooges,โ three standing waves shortly before a sharp river bend. Then it happened. I bounced over the first wave, punched through the second but the third caught me off guard and flipped my boat.
There are moments in kayaking when time slows down. You focus your attention. The moment you find yourself upside down in whitewater, the sound of rushing water muffles everything. Itโs almost peaceful. You assess. You react.
I knew the rock was coming. Iโd seen a private partyโs flipped raft get hung up on it earlier in the summer. Eyes open, I set up to roll as fast as I could. I flicked my paddle too fast, though. Just as I teed up for another attempt to right myself, the blue-green water was replaced by black.
My head jolted to the side as it smacked the lava rock. It felt like Iโd been hit by a brick. The side of my face went numb; the sound of contact echoed in my head.
Instinctively, I pulled the skirt on my kayak and popped out with my feet down river in the safety position. As I surfaced, the sound of rushing water again flooded my ears.ย I could see the end of the class IIIs between waves, but knew I was still in for a rough swim.
I reached for my forehead and drew back a bloodied hand. The lava rock Iโd hit had punctured the skin just under my helmet.
As I floated toward the last hit on โOld Stogie,โ my backside bumped a few more rocks. I took quick breaths between splashes. One more big splash and Iโd be through it, I thought.
Soon after, Owen caught up. With help, I pulled myself into the raft.
I looked at Owen.
โHow bad is it?โ I asked.
Handing me a gauze pad, he hesitated.
โItโs not that bad,โ he said.
Sometimes when your brain says, โYeah, you could, but thereโs lava rocks,โ itโs a good idea to listen.
At urgent care later that day an attendant plucked bits of rock from my forehead. The doctor, a fellow kayaker, shared stories of other paddlers whoโd faired worse than I. I felt lucky by comparison. It took me six stitches, a swollen face and a black eye, but lesson learned. I thinkโฆ
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This article appears in Sep 27 โ Oct 3, 2012.








Sounds like you were really HEADed for disaster.
Like the fella once said, ain’t that a rock in your head.
Nice Fresh Prince impersonation, because your boat got flip’turned upside down.