People hate paying to park, and they can display incredible ingenuity when it comes to finding ways to avoid it.
In the two parking lots next to Mirror Pond, for example, some people who work downtown have invented a clever dodge. They park their cars and take advantage of the first-two-hours-free deal. Then they come back and buy a parking sticker for $1. That lets them park a total of five hours for a measly buck.
How many downtown employees are working this scam? We don't know, but city officials and Diamond Parking – which enforces downtown parking restrictions and gets a cut of the revenue from parking fines and the pay parking lots – say it's a significant number. And what they propose to do about it is to eliminate the two free hours.
The Downtown Parking Hogs
Come Back Balloon Boy!: A balloon bubble bursts, the recession ends, China offends and more!
The author has been sent on the road to discover a lost country formerly known as America. He is reporting from YouTube, where kicks in the groin, hoaxes, and crap artists are encouraged, yet criticism of YouTube and current healthcare – symbolized by water sports as our shared bondage – are flagged for “violating community guidelines,” on assignment for Or-Bust.com and The Source Weekly.
Let's Get HI!
Why we elected Obama at last emerged when the administration informed US Attorney Generals to not prosecute stoners in states who really, really need weed for, um, cataracts and bad muscles, and, yah, I was driving down Greenwood and this bike was on the sidewalk and I was like “Whoa dude! You're riding a bike and I'm driving and that's so cool cuz we're both going in the same direction!” And then that song by Neil Young came on about the river and I was singing and then the cop said…
Hoods In The Woods
A story in a recent edition of the Bend Bulletin detailed the circumstances surrounding the death of Sergey Blashchishen, the 16-year-old Portland boy who collapsed on a day-long hike with one of the area's increasingly infamous “hoods in the woods” intervention programs. Perhaps the only thing more disturbing than his final hours in which he reportedly faltered, vomited, collapsed and died while his councilors looked but did little to intervene was the circumstances around his “admission” to Redmond-based SageWalk Wilderness Schools. According to an official affidavit quoted in the piece, Blashchishen was unknowingly enrolled in the school for, among other teen ailments, being “uninterested in studying or thinking about his future.” The school contracted with a pair of “transporters” to yank the teen from his bedroom while he slept. After being dragged blindfolded across the state with no information as to where he was headed, he was sent out with little to eat, but a 40-lb pack on his back, for a grueling hike from which he would never return. It's not an isolated case. Another “student” died at a now-defunct Bend wilderness school in 2000 after being pinned to the ground by a staff member.
A Weak Constitution
With reference to right-winger Kenneth Swipies piece of Oct. 15, he apparently thinks his denigration of the “left-wing” shouldn't be challenged, but the left-wings denigration of the right-wing is verboten! A double standard? He doesn't accept the 1st Amendment to our Constitution by denying the separation of church and state. He makes a mockery of it even though it's supported by the U.S. Supreme Court. He's unaware that the separation of church and state was already well established at the time of the Constitutional Convention. Abortion has also been legalized by the Court. He makes an erroneous statement about God and the Bible in public schools. The teaching of evolution is there, God and the Bible are not! I'm not familiar with the left-wing attempt to get faith-based organizations to help promote “Universal Healthcare.” But anything's possible.
No Deer Handouts
I'd like to address the people who are fond of putting out food for the in-town deer population. Please don't be surprised when you emerge some chilly morning and find one dead in your yard with a bloody trail leading into the street.
Peace Prize Was A Positive Message
The award of the Nobel Peace Prize to President Barack Obama has caused consternation on both sides of the aisle and amongst our perennially uninspiring TV pundits. They ask, “How can a president who has only been in power for 9 months and who is prosecuting two wars, get the Nobel Prize… for Peace?” The hoards of the perpetually perplexed to whom we seem to spend half our lives patiently explaining the simple things of life … are, as expected, confused, nonplussed, indignant and angry. Here, again, Obama's detractors miss the point – they fail to grasp the meaning of this particular Nobel Prize, a prize that cannot be understood from the perspective of American politics.
Quit Baggin' On Obama
President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize recently and your paper managed to run a couple (tidbits) on the event, including banter from a guy who didn't even know it happened and a piece in Upfront that was just an off-the-dome blurb. I'm not sure if that really counts as journalism. The Internet is rife with people spouting off uneducated opinions about various topics and you're killing trees to put more of it in print. To Mr. McMenaminuses (whoever that actually is) I would say, why don't you listen to the Nobel committee chair explain the decision before you feel the need to go on about it. There were specific reasons that they cited (“for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”) that make a lot of sense. And to those people who say that Obama hasn't “done” anything, I would say that you're completely not paying attention. In short, Obama has fundamentally changed the way the United States government operates.
Enough Already…
The New York Times' Sunday edition has an article featuring Oregon's Earl Blumenauer and the difficulties he finds himself in regarding the progressive agenda he worked so hard for. It is similar to the frustration so many of us Obama supporters are feeling at the President's seeming inability to shift gears from his intense desire to compromise and find by partisanship in just about everything he does.
No question that Barack Obama was dealt an unprecedented set of difficult disasters when he entered the White House. The economy in shambles, the health care debate raging out of control while millions of Americans were left without the simplest of care, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan claiming billions of dollars and countless human American lives (aside from the locals, caught in the crossfire) and the list goes on.
Keep The Wimp
Currently there’s a brouhaha brewing over Deschutes County’s intentions to close down NW Wimp Way thereby eliminating an alternate access route into and out of Crooked River Ranch. If you don’t know NW Wimp Way it’s the roadway that heads west off Highway 97 just north of Terrebonne and just south of the Rex T.
Hey Balloon Boy Dad, We Stopped Working Because of You. Pay Up
News outlets have been going bonkers with all the fallout from the Balloon Boy and his wacky dad (strangely, Balloon Life magazine has been mum on the subject) who looks like he, along with his wife, might get the book thrown at at him by pissed-off law enforcement officials for the alleged hoax he pulled off last week.
Balloon Dad Richard Heene may get the bill for the extensive air and ground search for his ironically named son, Falcon, who is now known as “Balloon Boy” because when your real name is Falcon, you need a really ridiculous nickname.

