Posted inOutside

It Takes a Village (to do PPP): Results and ruminations from race day

What a race! Tutu-Licious edged out the D&D Girls by 28 seconds as the fastest women's team in 2:02:20.It's Monday morning after PPP weekend and I'm trying to counteract the
lactic acid and the beer in my system with ibuprofen and Frappuccino as
I write this column. Hopefully, you'll understand if it's a bit hazy. I
love PPP (this was my 13th in a row) yet it always feels like
post-partum depression when it's all over.

PPPOST PARTUM
This
was the biggest Pole Pedal Paddle ever, with 2,925 racers, and maybe
even the best ever too, with absolutely perfect race weather. Huge
congratulations go to Molly Cogswell-Kelley, the MBSEF crew and all the
volunteers for an amazing event.
We did pretty well with our
race predictions here. Marshall Greene repeated as men's champion by a
solid three minutes, while Sarah Max repeated as women's champion by
edging out Source pick Muffy Roy by 56 seconds. At the finish line,
Sarah commented that she proved me wrong, so I want to give her credit.
PPP has a history of champions stringing together win streaks (a la
Justin Wadsworth, Ben Husaby and Suzanne King). Racers who figure out
all the fine nuances to win the race seem to be able to do it again.
Sarah is only 34 and Marshall is only 27, so both have a great shot at
becoming the winningest PPP champions ever. (The feat would require
four more victories for Sarah and five for Marshall).

Posted inCulture

Bikini Kill: The first deliberate attempt to lower the bar

MEETING TRANSCRIPT:
Head Corporate Communications D3Publisher of America Inc.; Head Tamsoft Marketing
Translate from Japanese original by global corporate communications (Intern G. Haku)
"See. Kind of skimpy cowboy showgirl Amazon outfit."

"In heels."
"Yes,
in heels. And in 3D! But options. See… silvery single-thread thong.
Also schoolgirl outfit. All options. And then the zombies arrive and
then 'Point Get'!"
"She's a panting schoolgirl getting chased by zombies?"
"But
she has the sword of blood for killing the zombies. See the zombie legs
totter towards her! And yet she will slay them mercilessly!"
"So sort of a Castlevania meets, I don't know, Showgirls?"
"Yes,
showgirls! And show girls taking the strong and interesting route to
power. Young girl power. They demonstrate joyous power."
"She's pretty joyous. She's jiggling a lot."
"She fights the hulk of quivering blood."

Posted inCulture

Lofty Expectations: Pixar’s Up plays its best card early, leaving simple summer adventure

I told you pesky kids to stay off my porch.Early in Up-the tenth feature from the cinematic quality machine called
Pixar-there's a sequence that distills all of the best that the
animation powerhouse brings to filmmaking. After a brief prologue
introducing us to a pair of simpatico kids named Carl and Ellie in the
1930s, we watch without a word of dialogue as the childhood friends
become sweethearts, then follow them through 50 years of married life.

As
Up moves into its primary storyline, that's the challenge
co-writer/director Pete Docter (Monsters, Inc.) faces. In the present
day, Carl (Edward Asner) is now a curmudgeonly septuagenarian, living
alone in his house while high-rise development goes on around him.
Facing the prospect of life in a retirement home, Carl instead sends a
massive cascade of balloons through his chimney, launching the house
into the air with a plan to head to a remote South American jungle
There's also an unexpected hitchhiker: Russell (Jordan Nagai), a young
Wilderness Explorer who didn't take the hint that Carl didn't want to
be helped across the street.

Posted inOpinion

Give Em A Bootstrap!

Well these folks seem to be popping up everywhere and most of them are none too bright! I have witnessed countless situations with the Bend Police and these folks and I am stunned at how brainless these individuals are. Now granted we are supposed to feel sorry for these destitute human beings who chose their course of action by not paying taxes, by not being involved with the community. We are supposed to feel sorry for their choices of alcoholism, their polluting habits, their foul mouths, their other poor habits etc.
I have lived in many cities and visited many, many places throughout the USA and there is nothing more pathetic than grown men whining about how life sucks for them. The economy sucks for everyone especially for the families doing everything they can to keep the family afloat. I have put myself, deliberately, in situations with the homeless and through my own investigations most of these folk are taking advantage of the system. Do you think we should still feel sorry for them? I don't! Should we feel sorry then for the terrorists blowing up our soldiers because most of them are not in their right minds either? Of course not. So let's apply common sense and take action by booting these people out of here into either a rehab institution or let them help out "The Peace Corps."

Posted inCulture

Enliven Up!: Twisting pretzel regime needs a boost

Filmmaker and yoga enthusiast Kate Churchill had a goal for her
documentary: find a novice yoga student and give him six months to
transform physically and spiritually through yoga. She picks Nick
Rosen, a rock climber/journalist whose father is a corporate lawyer and
mother is a shaman healer. She introduces Nick to many of the American
"Baskin Robbins choices" of yoga, and then takes him to India to learn
directly from the great masters.

Enlighten Up! skims the surface of
every encounter, not to mention yoga in general. And the by-the-numbers
documentary has its moments, but not enough of them. Beginning with
talking head testimonials from internationally known yoga instructors
who explain that there are exceptions and contradictions to all rules,
it briefly cuts back and forth with mixed messages and innuendoes
instead of information. It's easy to tell from the first five minutes
that Nick isn't going to get it. Even as every single spiritual guru
tells him that "the brain is not the boss," "don't dwell on thoughts,"
"keep practicing yoga and let it happen," Nick constantly resists and
stonewalls.
While the focus is on Nick the skeptic, the
narration amateurishly switches between Nick and Kate, with both
figures having dramatic moments. Thanks to Kate's off-camera remarks
and input, it's obvious she is being affected by the events in the
film. But behind the scenes, she proves to be more distracting than
beneficial.

Posted inMusic

Beyond Sonic Intentions: Heavyweight Dub Champion finally unleashes its second brain-bending album

A whole lotta knobs and a whole lotta dreads.By the time I wrap up my interview with Heavyweight Dub Champion's
Resurrector - my second in two and a half years - I'm a little worn
out. And a little curious, as well as a bit angry and slightly inspired.

I'm
not pissed off or inspired necessarily by Resurrector or his band or
its elaborately constructed new record, Rise of the Champion Nation,
but just generally overwhelmed by the sociology lesson I've just
absorbed and further curious about some simple things Resurrector has
told me about how the world works, including, but not limited to the
swine flu hysteria of 2009. Remember that? Roll back your Twitter log a
few weeks and you'll find it there in your friend's then supposedly
reasonable fears of collapsing in the streets along with the rest of
humanity.
As HDC's producer and ringleader, Resurrector (real
name: Grant Chambers) enjoys discussing the San Francisco collective,
which sounds something like hip-hop colliding with dub inside the eye
of an electronica hurricane, and its philosophy as much as it is music.
The overarching idea: "To lift the veil of perception." HDC is all
about conveying an ultimate message, and not in the way that Michael
Franti is trying to deliver a message. In fact, HDC's devotion to its
message makes Franti seem as trivial as Katy Perry and her penchant for
same-sex kissing.

Posted inMusic

Gorge Yourself: Anybody heading up to Sasquatch?

And that's just the side stage. Yup, Sasquatch is a pretty big deal.The wait is finally over for the most anticipated music festival in the
Northwest. Hope you got your tickets early because Saturday and Sunday
are both sold out!

Sasquatch starts the weekend off with a big bang
at the Gorge Amphitheater. The Decemberists, Animal Collective,
Devotchka and Mos Def are among the artists kicking off the festival on
Saturday. The biggest acts of the night will be headliners Kings of
Leon and Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Kings of Leon are touring in support of their
latest album Only By The Night. No doubt, on Saturday you'll be able to
catch their irresistible single "Sex on Fire." I am kicking myself for
not getting tickets, solely for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Be sure to bring
your dancing shoes because Karen O and the boys will have you grooving
to the beats of their latest album It's Blitz! So, don't be a "Zero"
and miss this performance because "Heads Will Roll."

Posted inOpinion

Miss Americas Gay Bashing Breasts

Carrie Prejean's topless photos and her anti-gay rhetoric illuminate the link between those two great American institutions: gay-bashing and pornography. As pre-teen boys start to figure out who they are, they're encouraged by older boys to express their normalness by lining up along school hallways and discussing girls as body parts.

Posted inMusic

CD Review: Mostly Mostest

The Mostest
Masala Mostest

If you think that the Mostest is essentially the collective name of anyone who plays in any capacity of Bend's roots music scene, well, you're not far off. The collective, captained by all-around music man Mark Ransom, has long rotated a slew of musicians in and out of its lineup, keeping what appears to be an open-door policy to its membership, culminating in live performances in which the stage looks as crowded as the cover of Sgt.

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