Posted inOpinion

The Wilderness Protectors

Thoreau didn't say, "In wilderness is the preservation of the world;" what he really said was, "In wildness is the preservation of the world." Either way, though, the point is true: For the survival of our souls and our sanity, we need places where we can get away from the roar and rush, the clash and clamor of our "civilized" world.

On Monday, President Obama signed into law a piece of legislation that will protect one of those precious wild places - the Badlands wilderness area, about 15 miles east of Bend.
The signature was the final victory in a political battle that had gone on literally for decades, since the federal Bureau of Land Management first proposed that the 30,000-acre swath of high desert was special enough to deserve protection from the assaults of development, mining, grazing, and the howl of the infernal combustion engine. That victory was the result of the patient labor of dozens of people both in Congress and outside of it, notably Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden and the Oregon Natural Desert Association.

Posted inOpinion

So Long Rick: GM hits the wall, killing sprees, the Middle Ages, and more!

Editor's note: Mike McMenaminuses has been sent on the road to discover a lost country formerly known as America. He is reporting from your uncle's backyard, hoping to fix the leak that his RV's roof has sprung, on assignment for Or-Bust.com and The Source Weekly.

HOPIATE
This must be the disappointment diehard Republicans and Evangelicals felt after Bush seized power. Democrats allowed to live; "Faith-based Initiatives" as effective as, well, the Bush Administration; those pesky scientists allowed to squawk about fallacies like global warming and teen pregnancy, despite the duct-tape over their mouths and millions for abstinence programs. Yet extraordinary renditions and environmental massacre were still all the rage. How's your hope? Or, as my man Hank aptly termed, is Obama's "Hopium" still hittin'? Extraordinary renditions continue, Republicans are still alive and cranky as ever, and the morass we all thought would ebb with Obama is sucking like a college freshman at her first kegger. His first 100 days hardly half over, let us take a deep breath and consider the trillions now promised, the thousands of more troops being sent abroad, and that monkey on our backs that's itching for another fix. Hopiate, indeed…

Posted inOutside

A Silent Slaughter: Slamming the door on our subsidized predator

Doing what they do.There's en email going around that shows the image of a house cat
emblazoned on the nose of private jet. I've received that cat e-mail
three times a week over the last few months, and every time I look at
it, I'm reminded that outdoor cats kill birds, and the killing is so
severe at my place that I have stopped feeding birds.

I have
neighbors on three (or more) sides of me that allow their cats to run
loose constantly. If they're not at my place killing quail and juncos,
they're somewhere else killing birds, cottontails, lizards, mice and
more birds. To make it even worse, there's a black cat and buff one
that join the other two and get into a catfight about every other
night, under my birdfeeder. That's four cats skulking around my place
killing birds; think of what that means on a statewide basis.

Posted inOutside

7 Weeks ’til PPP! Train your weaknesses and a kick in the butt

Omigod, PPP is only seven weeks away! It sure has a way of sneaking up
on you – this column was supposed to be an eight-week training plan. Oh
well, no more procrastinating-let's put down those French truffles from
Costco and get off the couch!

JUSTIN'S TIPS
Go speed racer! Marshall Greene sets the pace. I caught up
recently with Justin Wadworth, eight-time winner of the PPP individual
title and now U.S. Ski Team World Cup Coach. He was back in Bend,
having just concluded a successful ski season.
"The main advice
I'd give someone doing the PPP solo for the first time is to back off
the training in the areas of your strengths, and try to focus on the
parts of the race that you have the least experience in. Train your
weakest areas, specifically the weakest areas of the race that may cost
you the most time. With that said, good technique can overshadow
fitness here, so take a lesson or two to gain the edge over your
competitors."

Posted inCulture

Friendly Fire: Beautifully crafted Killzone plods predictably

Locked, loaded and dancing to the rhythms of your machine gun.After the attacks, our leaders tried to reassure us. "They started this
war," we were told. Our enemy was "threatening the peace of the
universe." Our leaders declared that "the time for diplomacy is past."
It was up to us to "get it done." We were assured that the first wave
of our assault would deal "decisive blows" to the Helghan forces.

But
when we arrived, we found that their forces were far from blown apart.
Helghan soldiers are everywhere. Their glowing red eyes emerge from the
gloom of their disfigured cities. They peep through the scrim of dust
that blows across their deserts. "Red eyes!" someone from my squad
yells. And we all turn and fire on the crimson targets.
The
Helghast are decent fighters. They adjust their position to flank me as
I move. They yell "Shit!" when I throw a grenade into their midst. But
I'm learning how they think. If I keep my scope trained on a spot where
I just saw a Helghast's eyes, they will reliably pop up again. And if I
kill one Helghast, another takes its place. It's not that they're
unintelligent. They're just predictably intelligent.

Posted inCulture

SmackDown Your Intellect: 12 Rounds? Ehh, Die Hard 3 did it better

Explosions? Check. Hot rod? Check. Beefed up professional wrestler? Check.I am operating under the assumption that fans of Milk or Like Water for
Chocolate are probably not interested in reading a review of a movie
starring a WWE icon. So forgive me if, for the remainder of this
review, I actually take this film seriously. Because lord knows it
takes itself seriously.

12 Rounds stars John Cena, the WWE wrestler
and rapper (yes, rapper) as Danny Fisher, a New Orleans cop who foils
an international terrorist's plan to steal diamonds or something.
Anyway, during the pursuit, the terrorist's girlfriend is killed, and
the terrorist captured. Then the terrorist goes to jail. Then,
naturally, he breaks out a year later, kidnaps Danny's fiancé, and
torments Danny for an entire day with a number of impossible tasks that
have Danny running, jumping and flexing to save his girl. But mostly
flexing.

Posted inCulture

Haunt Not, Want Not: Another house bites the dust, this time in Connecticut

Something tells me you're not in a good place right now. If nothing else this film confirms my theory that a movie with the word
"haunting" in the title is doomed before the opening credits. If it's,
"based on a true story," doubly so. Based on the documented 1986
paranormal happenings to the Campbell family, The Haunting in
Connecticut stretches truth like county fair taffy. There's nothing new
here. The haunting flick is one heckuva tired old genre, even with
beefed up hyper-kinetic special effects to mask the absolute emptiness
of the action on the screen.

The plot goes something like this: a
family in turmoil…Mom (Virginia Madsen) is a big Christian, Dad (Martin
Donovan) is a big drunk and son Matt (Kyle Gallner) is dying of cancer.
They buy a house on a whim to avoid long drives for rigorous cancer
treatments. The house is a bargain but has a "history"-turns out that
it was a funeral parlor in which séances were conducted to raise the
dead. Now the dead want revenge or possession of a soul or something.
In other words the house is, um…haunted.

Posted inFood & Drink

Little Bites: Easter Brunch

We’re not promising this kind of weather.

In case the giant bins of M&M’s and jellybeans in the grocery store and the overabundance of fish dishes on local restaurant menus weren’t a giveaway, Easter is just around the corner. That means that many of us will do two things April 12 that we probably won’t do for another 12 months, go to church and eat something called “brunch.”
While often paired with the religious holiday, brunch is thankfully a secular affair. Even better it’s usually served with a heaping of bacon and a side of booze (well, champagne at least).
According to an informal survey we did this past week, you won’t find many traditional fixed-price or fixed-menu brunches around town this Easter, although both McMenamins and Seasons are offering the full experience. But we confirmed that many of your favorite breakfast spots will be offering some specialty menu items and taking reservations (to some degree) on Easter Sunday. Here’s a rundown of some of the highlights.

Posted inFood & Drink

Martolli’s: Hand-tossed pizza a lifetime in the making

Meat: It's what's for dinner.As teenagers working at Vista Spring Café in Portland, one of the early
arrivals on the city's gourmet pizza scene, Mark Hedford and Brad
Martell were actually thinking about pizza. "We always talked about
opening our own place,"says Hedford. "We thought to ourselves, yeah, we
could really do this."

It would be a while before they revisited the
idea, but neither ever let it go. In 1995, "right after Jerry died,"
according to Hedford, the longtime friends decided to relocate to
Central Oregon to be ski bums for a winter. And a winter turned into
six.

Posted inFood & Drink

Martolli’s: Hand-tossed pizza a lifetime in the making

Meat: It’s what’s for dinner.As teenagers working at Vista Spring Café in Portland, one of the early
arrivals on the city’s gourmet pizza scene, Mark Hedford and Brad
Martell were actually thinking about pizza. “We always talked about
opening our own place,”says Hedford. “We thought to ourselves, yeah, we
could really do this.”

It would be a while before they revisited the
idea, but neither ever let it go. In 1995, “right after Jerry died,”
according to Hedford, the longtime friends decided to relocate to
Central Oregon to be ski bums for a winter. And a winter turned into
six.

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