I'm your biggest fan. 3-D is the perfect way to remake an 80's slasher flick. In a word, My
Bloody Valentine 3-D rules. With newer, higher-tech 3-D glasses, as
soon as your eyes adjust everything starts looking more realistic. It's
a mess-with-your-mind effect. The initial scenes cause a voyeuristic
wax museum feel then soon become hyper-realistic. Sitting around a
diner counter, actor Kevin Tighe looked so real I expected him to walk
up, shake my hand and say, "Hey Salvo, how ya likin' the movie so far?"
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things get more noticeable too-a blood-spattered wall, the character's
complexions, fog on windshields, hell, even tire treads stand out. Gore
has never looked more eye-poppingly gruesome, especially when someone's
ribcage is split open. Okay, enough about 3-D, let's talk about the
flick itself. It's a pumped-up remake of the drearily hacked together
1981 flick of the same name and it's a gazillion times better. The
original was so dark that you couldn't even see what the hell was going
on. Well, that's all been changed. There's nothing you don't see in MBV
3-D.